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Have you ever shoplifted?

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If so what? I remember when I was 12 me and my friend stole a shit ton of candy from this water park. And I also lifted some toothpaste a couple of times, but who wants to pay four dollars for tooth paste? But no really what have you lifted?

 
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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
That's how I get my groceries every week.

 
 
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Nope.

 
 
 
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<.<
Never.

 
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No, because I'm not poor

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No. I can't see how it is justifiable.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Lol yeah, wasn't anything expensive just like 20p sweets and stuff like that.

 
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No, but you could drop sick bars regarding your candy hustling experience

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Quote from: Teki no Sukottorando on June 04, 2017, 07:06:15 PM
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:00:49 PM
drop sick bars

Don't ever say that again.

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Took a balloon on national free balloon day.

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Never.

However, there was this one kid at my school that would steal gum from stores and then sell it to others around school. His name was Slappy.

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Too many times to count, but usually with friends. We used to steal 40s and four lokos from Kroger all the time. I used to hang out with this girl who was so good at taking shit from Walmart. I remember I met up with her once and she had literally half a trunkful of random food and alcohol. She never ever got caught as far as I know, despite being a pretty much obsessive kleptomaniac.

I don't steal that much these days, but I will if I'm in a pinch.

 
 
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Once, when I was REALLY little, and I didn't know it was a bad thing <_<

 
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
Only inadvertently, like I took something then only realised I didn't pay for it when I was long out of the shop.
and I guess i've helped my friend a couple times too.

 
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I'll start u off startch.

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde....

 
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No because I'm white.

 
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Yeah. I pilfered a Limited Edition Red-Eyes Black Dragon from a one of those Shonen Jump mangas at the store way back in the day. I was paranoid as fuck for a few days afterward because I was afraid they caught me on camera.

 
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I can't remember. There was one time when I accidentally took a ball home from a toy shop as a kid and felt guilty about it until I begged my stepmom to bring me back so I could return it.

Now if I really need something but don't have or want to spend money, I'll do it.
There's just like no situations where that applies though.

 
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I haven't lifted anything.

 
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Sigs fo nigs
Negative.

 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Halo figures from lawlmart
A small lego set from target
And eyeliner from Sephora

 
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80 pounds of assorted meats from Costco wholesale

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hey
I remember when I was like 10 and I accidentally put some candy in my pocket and forgot about them

And then I realised on my way back home and returned to the store to put them back because I FELT BAD ABOUT IT

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
uhhh accidentally once

 
 
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Yup
Lot's of alcohol

 
 
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No siree.

 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
nah

 
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does this stuff even work?
Quote from: Jocephalopod on August 08, 2015, 07:26:44 PM
I'll start u off startch.

Startch Lord,
 
pockets like gourds,

hollowed the core for the candy to horde....

dat shits fire yo.

 
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