You are now a Superhero (or villain)

Meh T.Z.E · April 11, 2016, 01:55:28 PM

But, you only have one really shitty superpower.

Example: The ability to see 20:5 vision

What is your power?

Jono · April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM

Ability to melee people from 20 feet away

Desty · April 11, 2016, 01:59:53 PM

The ability to feel what other people are feeling

I start of as a normal person, but the bad sides of humanity corrupt me into a villain- Oh wait, PsychoMantis

The ability to see into the future, but not being able to change path because you'd reset until you did it the way the vision foretold it.

this is boring

Desty · April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM

Ability to melee people from 20 feet away

How is that a shitty superpower?

True Turquoise · April 11, 2016, 02:01:31 PM

Super punch

but only with my pinkie

Doctor Doom · April 11, 2016, 02:01:41 PM

Super-strength, but only when I have a rattlesnake biting my testicles.

Jono · April 11, 2016, 02:02:43 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM
Ability to melee people from 20 feet away
How is that a shitty superpower?

Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away

N/A · April 11, 2016, 02:02:59 PM

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Solonoid · April 11, 2016, 02:03:51 PM

The ability to defeat any enemy in one punch, but only because when I raise my arm my body odor weakens them to the point they are about to faint.

Desty · April 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 02:02:43 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM
Ability to melee people from 20 feet away
How is that a shitty superpower?
Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away

That doesn't ma- what!?

If you can shoot fireballs, that doesn't mean other people can. Why would they be able to hit you 21 feet away if you have the power?

Solonoid · April 11, 2016, 02:05:21 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on April 11, 2016, 02:02:59 PM

The ability to be a qt twink with an always tight boipussi.

I don't think the OP said 'greatest power of all time'

Jono · April 11, 2016, 02:05:35 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM
Ability to melee people from 20 feet away
How is that a shitty superpower?
Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away
That doesn't ma- what!?

If you can shoot fireballs, that doesn't mean other people can. Why would they be able to hit you 21 feet away if you have the power?

Solonoid · April 11, 2016, 02:06:25 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM
Ability to melee people from 20 feet away
How is that a shitty superpower?
Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away
That doesn't ma- what!?

If you can shoot fireballs, that doesn't mean other people can. Why would they be able to hit you 21 feet away if you have the power?

guns are a thing

It also doesn't ensure that you will be hitting them very hard.

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Desty · April 11, 2016, 02:07:22 PM

Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 02:05:35 PM

Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:04:36 PM
Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 02:02:43 PM
Quote from: Desty on April 11, 2016, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Jono on April 11, 2016, 01:56:49 PM
Ability to melee people from 20 feet away
How is that a shitty superpower?
Because you can die from people that are 21 feet away
That doesn't ma- what!?

If you can shoot fireballs, that doesn't mean other people can. Why would they be able to hit you 21 feet away if you have the power?

Spoiler

Desty · April 11, 2016, 02:08:16 PM

Quote from: Trump will create waifus on April 11, 2016, 02:06:26 PM

Quote from: Soliloquy Sauce on April 11, 2016, 02:05:21 PM
Quote from: Trump will create waifus on April 11, 2016, 02:02:59 PM
The ability to be a qt twink with an always tight boipussi.
I don't think the OP said 'greatest power of all time'
Well, it wouldn't be useful for fighting, so I think it could count. Besides, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I'd probably fight for someone with that power

I mean really, what is one power when you can have lots of powers fight for you?

🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 11, 2016, 02:14:53 PM

Immortality, but not eternal youth.

big dog · April 11, 2016, 02:25:59 PM

The ability to eat milk...without any breakfast.

Dietrich Six · April 11, 2016, 02:27:09 PM

The power to lactate Pepsi brand soft drinks.

snee0rp · April 11, 2016, 02:48:11 PM

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SecondClass · April 11, 2016, 03:02:14 PM

anything I touch turns to rold gold

Luis · April 11, 2016, 03:03:24 PM

To be invisible when no one's looking at me

DAS B00T x2 · April 11, 2016, 03:07:17 PM

The power to toast bread by will alone.

Luis · April 11, 2016, 03:23:10 PM

Superior smelling, but you can only smell shit.

Ian · April 11, 2016, 03:58:22 PM

Ability to see five seconds into the future.

The vision is of something completely unrelated to me.