Have you ever had sex so good you blacked out?

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I was remembering a girlfriend from Florida I had in 1995. She gave head so good that I actually passed out when I jizzed.

So, has anyone had sex that was so good you blacked out?


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>Implying anybody on here has ever had sex


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uhhh...

- korrie
Hmm...how can I word it without TBlocks sniffing what I said in this thread? Uh...hm...I guess yes?


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Uh...ummm s-senpai...ummm w-what is s-sex?


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
No, I've had sex where SHE passed out.

But she was already unconscious when I started, so I don't think that counts.


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Not really but I've had it so good that I couldn't move, not even to spark up a cig.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
No, but I've made someone pass out. 

Twice.


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Uh...ummm s-senpai...ummm w-what is s-sex?
wanna find out?


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No, but I've made someone pass out. 

Twice.
Impressive.


 
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When you woke up did you find yourself robbed and handcuffed to a bedpost?


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I'd worry about my health. No, anyway.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱


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When you woke up did you find yourself robbed and handcuffed to a bedpost?
Nope. Had both my kidneys intact too.

Actually she was very proud of herself. She said that was the first time she did the prostate massage trick while doing a blowjob. It was the only time I allowed it. Somethings feel too good.


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>tfw charlie is a pegboy

Pegboy? There is a world of difference between taking it the butt and having a chick massage your prostate while blowing you. If you can find a chick willing, try it out. Its the most amazing load you will ever jizz.


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I was remembering a girlfriend from Florida I had in 1995. She gave head so good that I actually passed out when I jizzed.

So, has anyone had sex that was so good you blacked out?

19y/o pussy + heroin = blackout everytime.


 
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Might have happened last night. Don't know, didn't stay to find out and it wouldn't have been from sex.

Something was into drink that I didn't order because I was sausage fingers drunk from a single 50cl Heineken last night.

Me being in a foreign country with my passport, wallet, and phone in tow wasn't about to take this risk of staying around to find out whatever surprise may have been waiting for me.


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DEFINITELY
Spoiler
NEVER HAD SEX.
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DEFINITELY NEVER HAD SEX. NEVER WILL


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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
No, but I almost made someone else pass out because it was that intense.
hue


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I almost blacked out during my first time fapping


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Hmm...how can I word it without TBlocks sniffing what I said in this thread? Uh...hm...I guess yes?
I sniffed it and caught your scent from here.


 
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I sniffed it and caught your scent from here.
Lol.
I decided to skip the comment on this thread :P