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MyNameIsCharlie | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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With no idea if you had sex with them?

1996. Woke up next to a hot German nanny and no idea if we fucked (she said we did). According to her, I went for an hour. I remember none of it.

 
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But once on a road trip we had to share beds and fucking Flavio kept draping his arms over me
And then complained how I kept waking him up

Fucking Flavio

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Not really, no

 
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No.

Holy shit Charlie how old are you?

I was only 4 years old in 1996.

 
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Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 08, 2016, 09:20:52 PM
No.

Holy shit Charlie how old are you?

I was only 4 years old in 1996.

40.

My mental age? Probably about 22. 

 
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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on April 08, 2016, 09:23:38 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 08, 2016, 09:20:52 PM
No.

Holy shit Charlie how old are you?

I was only 4 years old in 1996.

40.

My mental age? Probably about 22.

Damn dude you're the same age as my brother-in-law.

 
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Numerous times at my buddy's house.
His parents let us drink and he would throw ridiculous parties all the time.

 I've woken naked next to naked girls plenty of times without any recollection of the end of the night.

That's around the same time a rumor got started that I have a huge penis. It's as decent size, but not huge.

 
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Yes. Back in college twice. Both at frat parties.

I had a room in the house so it was pretty easy to get fucked up, walk 10 feet to my room, and not remember much.

Both times the chicks were cool. Ended up dating the one for a few months actually. Other one was a black chick who was hot, but didn't look to proud of what she had just done lol.

 
 
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No. But one time I fell asleep from exhaustion in a store and the rather pleasant looking store owner woke me up.