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Have you ever accidentally masturbated?

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Get of my lawn
Where you didn't intend to, but it sorta happened?

 
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lol 420 careactres
kinda, it was diring computer class.

 
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Yeah, it was the first time I ever masturbated.

 
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As in ejaculated? No.

I've popped accidental boners during car rides and such, though.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.

 
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My first ejaculation was without me knowing. It just happened, all i noticed was the aftermath on my uniform. seeped through my pants.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.

 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fucking gay.

 
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ayy lmao
yea, i was at my grandmother's funeral and it just kinda came on me

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Do wet dreams count?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:30:30 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it

 
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Sick humour, no respect.
No. I've been horse back riding though.

 
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Quote from: Raw Sugar on October 13, 2014, 08:58:13 PM
No. I've been horse back riding though.
hm?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

 
 
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Sick humour, no respect.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 08:55:33 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:30:30 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:28:15 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:27:18 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 13, 2014, 04:24:17 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 13, 2014, 04:16:11 PM
I've woken up to find myself already masturbating, if that counts.
Thank Christ, I thought I was the only one.
It's not too uncommon, if I recall right.
I'd rather wake up to you jacking me off, though. ;D
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
Only for you.
that's so sweet... but still fracking gay.
Is K.
u luv it
Doesn't make it any less gay.

 
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Unless it's that wet dream that I had which was the start of dropping my balls and discovering masturbation, no.

 
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Sick humour, no respect.

 
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