Literally bad fan fic tier plot Spoiler the whole going back in time to change shit and fucking up the future trope is SO cliche
Harry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcementa Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius.They have an mighty row. Harry says he sometimes wishes Albus wasn’t his son.Albus hugs Scorpius and tells him they need to go back in time and save Cedric. They jump from the moving train.Professor Umbridge tells him to get out of the lake—she is now the headmistress of Hogwarts.Voldemort DayScorpius—known as the Scorpion King—will ask them to the Blood BallScorpius points out that the Rowles are an extreme Death Eater family. He suddenly tells Delphie to stay away—and threatens to cast a spell on her.This can only mean one thing: Voldemort had a daughter!Harry says he wishes he had died.She explains that she is the child of an affair between Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange Harry promises Albus he’ll be a better dad. He confesses that he’s not such a perfect figure. Says he’s afraid of the dark, small spaces... and pigeons.
QuoteHarry to use his position as Head of Magical Law Enforcementa Time-Turner was used to allow Voldemort to impregnate Astoria, Draco’s wife, who gave birth to Scorpius.They have an mighty row. Harry says he sometimes wishes Albus wasn’t his son.Albus hugs Scorpius and tells him they need to go back in time and save Cedric. They jump from the moving train.Professor Umbridge tells him to get out of the lake—she is now the headmistress of Hogwarts.Voldemort DayScorpius—known as the Scorpion King—will ask them to the Blood BallScorpius points out that the Rowles are an extreme Death Eater family. He suddenly tells Delphie to stay away—and threatens to cast a spell on her.This can only mean one thing: Voldemort had a daughter!Harry says he wishes he had died.She explains that she is the child of an affair between Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange Harry promises Albus he’ll be a better dad. He confesses that he’s not such a perfect figure. Says he’s afraid of the dark, small spaces... and pigeons.Rowling just took a big ol' shit on her legacy with that abomination.
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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Harry, the head of Magical Law Enforcement for all of Europe, AKA the head Auror, spends his time whining, crying, telling his son he doesn't want to be his dad, refusing to do work (which is just paperwork), and later telling his son that, like every other character in Rowling's books, he's "actually more like his mother".ffs