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Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:43:45 PM

How tough are ya?

Nexus · December 27, 2014, 10:44:26 PM

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:45:18 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:44:26 PM

I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

Nexus · December 27, 2014, 10:46:08 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on December 27, 2014, 10:45:18 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:44:26 PM
I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:47:07 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:46:08 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on December 27, 2014, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:44:26 PM
I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

Don't forget your rainbow underwear for 1/2 off a sundae!

DAS B00T x2 · December 27, 2014, 10:48:05 PM

i just opened a glass ketchup bottle without running it under water.

Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:49:00 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on December 27, 2014, 10:48:05 PM

i just opened a glass ketchup bottle without running it under water.

Go right on in, sir.

N/A · December 27, 2014, 10:49:41 PM

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TB · December 27, 2014, 10:49:45 PM

I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes.

Girl of Mystery · December 27, 2014, 10:51:13 PM

I'm so tough I didn't cry at the end of Marley & Me.

Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:52:15 PM

Quote from: Z̼ͤ̓̒ͅḛ̸̻͉͙͚̤̌̔̉̍͘n̷̡͛͐͐ on December 27, 2014, 10:49:41 PM

I'm so tough I voluntarily go to Super Weenie Hut Jr where all the weak, defenseless little kids go. Screw your Spitoon with ugly tough guys.

Weenie Hut General has stables.

Nexus · December 27, 2014, 10:52:31 PM

Quote from: Fagcicle on December 27, 2014, 10:47:07 PM

Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: Fagcicle on December 27, 2014, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Nexus the Star Lord Guy on December 27, 2014, 10:44:26 PM
I didn't cry while watching The Notebook.

My ruling:

That's a fucking great place. I don't need your fucking spittoon.

Don't forget your rainbow underwear for 1/2 off a sundae!

Psh, I would never forget.

Alternative Facts · December 27, 2014, 10:52:34 PM

Quote from: BritishLemön on December 27, 2014, 10:51:13 PM

I'm so tough I didn't cry at the end of Marley & Me.

Please, enter.

Assassin 11D7 · December 27, 2014, 11:09:43 PM

I'm so tough I just beat Regret on Legendary twice.

Dopameme · December 27, 2014, 11:12:23 PM

I'm so tough I masturbate to lumberjack porn with ultra rough sandpaper

Korra · December 27, 2014, 11:25:45 PM

I played Doom 3 in the dark by my lonesome as part of a dare. I didn't break until I was an hour in to the game.

Elegiac · December 27, 2014, 11:34:47 PM

I still post when I'm banned.

UnwornUniform · December 27, 2014, 11:34:53 PM

I live in your mum.