I also have two really long scars on my body because of him, one on my chest and one on my arm
Dogs >cats
Cats can be annoying, but so can dogs.I like both, anyhow.But cats are always, always better than most small dogs(other than like beagles and some terriers). My aunt has like 7 chihuahuas, I want to step on the little shits.
I love all animals, but cats are pretty low on the chain of creatures I tolerate <______<Collectively they kill something like 300 million birds, voles, mice etc each year (just in the UK) which is just ridiculous. It's wiping out populations of endangered creatures because people want to have another retarded furball to meow and piss everywhere in their house..____________________________.I don't dislike them, but they just cannot compare to dogs at all. Call a dog, it'll come running. Call a cat and it'll probably flash it's rectum at you and swan off to sleep somewhere. Their loyalty ends when the food runs out, and if you die then they will eat your still warm corpse.Whereas the noble doge, will wait for you at a train station for 8 years after you've died .-.And if I woke up to a cat howling in my face I'd probably jumpscare the little shit into a new shade of white.That's to say nothing of the feline menace conspiracy, where the little bastards are always stalking me <_< I see them in the trees, the gardens, under the paving slabs, in the floors and in the walls. Clinging to the ceilings and the underside of tables o.eThey must be stopped. With a shovel.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on December 02, 2014, 09:10:48 AMI love all animals, but cats are pretty low on the chain of creatures I tolerate <______<Collectively they kill something like 300 million birds, voles, mice etc each year (just in the UK) which is just ridiculous. It's wiping out populations of endangered creatures because people want to have another retarded furball to meow and piss everywhere in their house..____________________________.I don't dislike them, but they just cannot compare to dogs at all. Call a dog, it'll come running. Call a cat and it'll probably flash it's rectum at you and swan off to sleep somewhere. Their loyalty ends when the food runs out, and if you die then they will eat your still warm corpse.Whereas the noble doge, will wait for you at a train station for 8 years after you've died .-.And if I woke up to a cat howling in my face I'd probably jumpscare the little shit into a new shade of white.That's to say nothing of the feline menace conspiracy, where the little bastards are always stalking me <_< I see them in the trees, the gardens, under the paving slabs, in the floors and in the walls. Clinging to the ceilings and the underside of tables o.eThey must be stopped. With a shovel.Like I said, it depends on the cats.My cat sits at the door and whines when I'm not up to see her even a few minutes past the usual time that I show up. And don't get me started on what I was told when I came back from the hospital after about two or three weeks.We've had a few cats before, very smart. These are the kind of cats that would jump in and attack something for their caretaker, or try to warn them if something like a house fire started. All good cats of ours.
People like to shit on cats without realizing that you're supposed to train cats, too. Yeah dogs are well behaved and loyal, because you spend months domesticating them. If you don't do the same thing for a cat, it's going to be a shitty cat.
Quote from: H̲u̲r̲t̲f̲u̲l̲T̲u̲r̲k̲e̲y on December 02, 2014, 09:37:15 AMPeople like to shit on cats without realizing that you're supposed to train cats, too. Yeah dogs are well behaved and loyal, because you spend months domesticating them. If you don't do the same thing for a cat, it's going to be a shitty cat.<_________________________________________<You know, this is one of those times where I feel like a bit of a prat.Training cats never occurred to me in the slightest...
>When you wake up to your fucking cat meowing in your face
