>tfw your mother is a fucking idiot

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
My mother's gone on a spate of buying me books recently. It's been quite cool, to be honest, the first one she got me - of her own accord - was The Righteous Mind by Jonathan Haidt and she recently got me - from my prompt - Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman.

All great up until that point, I thoroughly enjoyed reading both of them. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bagging on her for making the effort, I'm calling her out for not being able to follow instructions. I hate having used books, which is why I clearly instructed her to get Free to Choose from Amazon, which offers not only reliably good-quality books but also the latest edition.

What does she do? Get's a horrible looking used book which isn't the latest edition. . . From fucking EBay.

Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 02:16:04 PM by Meta Cognition


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Ugh, right?
God, I remember last year when daddy bought me a white IPhone when I asked for a pink one.
I hate my parents so much for that. They're so stupid.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Ugh, right?
God, I remember last year when daddy bought me a white IPhone when I asked for a pink one.
I hate my parents so much for that. They're so stupid.
I feel you. I don't understand why most people lack the capacity to follow really simple instructions. Unless, of course, the pink one was considerably more expensive than the white one.


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starving children in africa would kill to eat those books


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>tfw you're a spoiled kid.


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I fail to see why used books are any worse than new ones.  If anything they've been a lifesaver for me in college as they're WAY cheaper than new books.
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
>tfw you're a spoiled kid.
>tfw my parents are idiots


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you should be grateful you at least have a mother


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
you should be grateful you at least have a mother
Why should I be grateful for mediocrity?


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Oh my gawwwddd mommy got you the wrong edition of a book D:


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Oh my gawwwddd mommy got you the wrong edition of a book D:
I know, right!


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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
Oh my gawwwddd mommy got you the wrong edition of a book D:
I know, right!
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again!
How dare she not do things exact for you!
The nerve!


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again!
How dare she not do things exact for you!
The nerve!
If I did that, though, I wouldn't be able to remind her how disappointing she is.

Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 02:44:03 PM by Meta Cognition


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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
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UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               πŸ…±
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again!
How dare she not do things exact for you!
The nerve!
If I did that, though, I wouldn't be able to remind her how disappointing she is.


But you ignoring her existence will be a constant reminder of how much of a failure as a mother she is.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Here you go.



You deserve it!


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.
I wish she did. The world is full of suffering and atrocities, it's pretty much immoral to procreate. Plus, if she aborted me, I wouldn't have had to deal with her unbelievable retardation.


 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
You should totally lock yourself in your room and never talk to her again!
How dare she not do things exact for you!
The nerve!
If I did that, though, I wouldn't be able to remind her how disappointing she is.


But you ignoring her existence will be a constant reminder of how much of a failure as a mother she is.
I like the way you think.


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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.
I wish she did. The world is full of suffering and atrocities, it's pretty much immoral to procreate. Plus, if she aborted me, I wouldn't have had to deal with her unbelievable retardation.
Are you...are you pulling a Verbatim?


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I bet she is like

>tfw my son is a pedophile.


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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.
I wish she did. The world is full of suffering and atrocities, it's pretty much immoral to procreate. Plus, if she aborted me, I wouldn't have had to deal with her unbelievable retardation.
Are you...are you pulling a Verbatim?
Plot twist: Meta Cognition is Verbatim.


 
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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.
I wish she did. The world is full of suffering and atrocities, it's pretty much immoral to procreate. Plus, if she aborted me, I wouldn't have had to deal with her unbelievable retardation.

This is the primary reason why I will never have kids. It's fucks like you that show no respect to your parents and don't even bother showing any after everything they have done for you. If you were my kid, I'd beat the fucking shit out of you and force you to live out in the streets. I'd forever disown you.

If anyone is the fucking idiot here, it's you. She may have screwed up on getting the book, but she still got you your fucking book. So what if it's used? She's not your own personal slave. You want the right book? Get it yourself next time. Make an Amazon account and order it you little shit.

If you want it done right, do it yourself.

Fucktard.
Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 02:55:04 PM by Decimator Omega


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I bet she is like

>tfw my son is a pedophile.
Must feel bad, man.


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That's no way to treat your mother you little brat.
Hey, it isn't my fault she's a moron.

Parents aren't entitled to unyielding respect.

She did push you out of her vag though. She could have just aborted you.
I wish she did. The world is full of suffering and atrocities, it's pretty much immoral to procreate. Plus, if she aborted me, I wouldn't have had to deal with her unbelievable retardation.

This is the primary reason why I will never have kids. It's fucks like you that show no respect to your parents and don't even bother showing any after everything they have done for you.

If anyone is the fucking idiot here, it's you. She may have screwed up on getting the book, but she still got you your fucking book. So what if it's used? She's not your own personal slave. You want the right book? Get it yourself next time. Make an Amazon account and order it you little shit.

If you want it done right, do it yourself.

Fucktard.