Dick thread

Lemy the Lizerd · November 23, 2014, 04:51:02 PM

how big is your dick?

how long is your dick?

what is the girth of your dick?

what does your dick weigh?

cut or uncut?

does it curve?

what direction does it curve?

what is the angle of the curve?

how old is your dick?

Tackel · November 23, 2014, 04:51:40 PM

Mat Cauthon · November 23, 2014, 04:52:24 PM

Ásgeirr · November 23, 2014, 04:52:31 PM

Ive got one.

Casper · November 23, 2014, 04:53:38 PM

I've got two.

Mat Cauthon · November 23, 2014, 04:54:31 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 23, 2014, 04:53:38 PM

I've got two.

>.>

I hope you didn't cut Oss' off.
He needs that for the lolis.

CyberGama · November 23, 2014, 04:55:41 PM

I've got balls of steel.

Ásgeirr · November 23, 2014, 04:56:20 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 23, 2014, 04:54:31 PM

Quote from: Casper on November 23, 2014, 04:53:38 PM
I've got two.
>.>

I hope you didn't cut Oss' off.
He needs that for the lolis.

Kinder Graham · November 23, 2014, 04:56:25 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 04:51:02 PM

how big is your dick?

how long is your dick?

what is the girth of your dick?

what does your dick weigh?

cut or uncut?

does it curve?

what direction does it curve?

what is the angle of the curve?

how old is your dick?

average
6in
average
idfk
cut
no
n/a
n/a
20 years

Grapes · November 23, 2014, 04:56:34 PM

Dustin · November 23, 2014, 04:57:49 PM

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Rinev · November 23, 2014, 05:02:08 PM

Spoiler

Dopameme · November 23, 2014, 05:06:11 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 04:51:02 PM

how big is your dick?

how long is your dick?

what is the girth of your dick?

what does your dick weigh?

cut or uncut?

does it curve?

what direction does it curve?

what is the angle of the curve?

how old is your dick?

dunno lol

above average according to multiple sources

average

dunno lol

cut mustard rice

yes it does

up and to the left

less than 45 degrees

19 years

Alternative Facts · November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM

I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.

Destati · November 23, 2014, 05:11:56 PM

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Lemy the Lizerd · November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM

I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.

gods not real

Alternative Facts · November 23, 2014, 05:14:18 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real

oh my god stop persecuting me.

Lemy the Lizerd · November 23, 2014, 05:14:47 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:14:18 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real

oh my god stop persecuting me.

i cant help it, im an edgy liberal who lives in my moms basement

Mat Cauthon · November 23, 2014, 05:15:04 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real

Neither are our eyes, but we still rely on them.

Mat Cauthon · November 23, 2014, 05:15:32 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:14:18 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real

oh my god stop persecuting me.

triggers everywhere

Alternative Facts · November 23, 2014, 05:16:22 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 23, 2014, 05:15:04 PM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real
Neither are our eyes, but we still rely on them.

Flee · November 23, 2014, 05:17:40 PM

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Alternative Facts · November 23, 2014, 05:18:16 PM

Quote from: Flee on November 23, 2014, 05:17:40 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
I think you and I both know that at least some of them are.

I'm trying to repress those memories.

DAS B00T x2 · November 23, 2014, 05:19:57 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:18:16 PM

Quote from: Flee on November 23, 2014, 05:17:40 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
I think you and I both know that at least some of them are.

I'm trying to repress those memories.

You say that like it was a bad thread...

Alternative Facts · November 23, 2014, 05:22:43 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 23, 2014, 05:19:57 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:18:16 PM
Quote from: Flee on November 23, 2014, 05:17:40 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
I think you and I both know that at least some of them are.

I'm trying to repress those memories.
You say that like it was a bad thread...

Please, no. Have mercy on my poor mind.

BC · November 23, 2014, 06:09:27 PM

Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:16:22 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 23, 2014, 05:15:04 PM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on November 23, 2014, 05:13:56 PM
Quote from: IcyWind on November 23, 2014, 05:10:51 PM
I pray to God people are not actually answering seriously.
gods not real
Neither are our eyes, but we still rely on them.

Greatest thing I've seen all week, holy shit LOL

Sprungli · November 23, 2014, 06:27:54 PM

Quote from: Rinev Jeqkogo on November 23, 2014, 05:02:08 PM

Spoiler

I love spotted dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

True Turquoise · November 23, 2014, 06:28:39 PM

Quote from: Ossku on November 23, 2014, 04:56:20 PM

Quote from: Byrne on November 23, 2014, 04:54:31 PM
Quote from: Casper on November 23, 2014, 04:53:38 PM
I've got two.
>.>

I hope you didn't cut Oss' off.
He needs that for the lolis.

Fucking disgusting

Jive Turkey · November 23, 2014, 08:21:19 PM

My dick is pretty cool

I am almost exactly 7 inches in length
I am 5.6782984239843294 inches in girth
It curves downward slightly $:-\$ but hitting doggy is great
leans a little to the right
uncircumcised

das my dick mane

Elegiac · November 23, 2014, 08:35:59 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on November 23, 2014, 08:21:19 PM

My dick is pretty cool

I am almost exactly 7 inches in length
I am 5.6782984239843294 inches in girth
It curves downward slightly $:-\$ but hitting doggy is great
leans a little to the right
uncircumcised

das my dick mane

Holy shit, that's basically my dick. Not sure about the girth though, all I know is it stretches pussy.

You shouldn't worry about the down curve though. It's like my cock has two settings: Taking it easy setting, and then bam! hit the right angle and it's time to get serious. Plus doggy, as you said. And when she learns how to spit herself on it properly while riding.