only

>only have two numbers on my phone
>domino's and suicide hotline
>accidentally call domino's when feeling suicidal
>guy answering the phone doesn't know what to do
>offers me a free pizza
>mfw that kept me from killing myself
>mfw domino's does a better job than a suicide hotline

What toppings did you get?

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

Well what's your idea of a pizza?

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

Well what's your idea of a pizza?

I just don't like chicken as a topping is all, mostly due to it how its treated most of the time, overcooked chicken is a horrible thing.

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

Well what's your idea of a pizza?

I just don't like chicken as a topping is all, mostly due to it how its treated most of the time, overcooked chicken is a horrible thing.

Over here the chicken tends to be quite high quality, actually.

I hear the US has a lot of problems with the quality of its food.

Want to have sex?

I also ordered dominos.

chicken carbonara and spinach stuffed bread for days.

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

Well what's your idea of a pizza?

I just don't like chicken as a topping is all, mostly due to it how its treated most of the time, overcooked chicken is a horrible thing.

Over here the chicken tends to be quite high quality, actually.

I hear the US has a lot of problems with the quality of its food.

Quality is there, its just a matter of the average individual settling for less, since they don't know any better,  the low quality food is what some are used to. You just have to have some decent knowledge with food is all. But some people don't even bother.

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

That's not a no

Sex helps with depression

Or we can talk but that's boring

Either way

What toppings did you get?

Uhm, chicken.

Ew.

Well what's your idea of a pizza?

I just don't like chicken as a topping is all, mostly due to it how its treated most of the time, overcooked chicken is a horrible thing.

Over here the chicken tends to be quite high quality, actually.

I hear the US has a lot of problems with the quality of its food.

Quality is there, its just a matter of the average individual settling for less, since they don't know any better,  the low quality food is what some are used to. You just have to have some decent knowledge with food is all. But some people don't even bother.

Agreed. Whole foods aren't always the most affordable, either.

Pepperoni, beef, peppers, spicy crust 

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

That's not a no

Sex helps with depression

Or we can talk but that's boring

Either way

I'm definitely in the mood for sex, lol

It got so bad that I was gonna whore myself out on craigslist at one point

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

That's not a no

Sex helps with depression

Or we can talk but that's boring

Either way

I'm definitely in the mood for sex, lol

It got so bad that I was gonna whore myself out on craigslist at one point

I'm always down to role play

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

That's not a no

Sex helps with depression

Or we can talk but that's boring

Either way

I'm definitely in the mood for sex, lol

It got so bad that I was gonna whore myself out on craigslist at one point

I'm always down to role play

When I was a younger teen I used to be a pretty avid RPer haha

Want to have sex?

What an interesting proposition.

That's not a no

Sex helps with depression

Or we can talk but that's boring

Either way

I'm definitely in the mood for sex, lol

It got so bad that I was gonna whore myself out on craigslist at one point

I'm always down to role play

When I was a younger teen I used to be a pretty avid RPer haha

Ay

It's pretty hot shit