>tfw living the player life

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 03:30:48 PM

Have a hookup/booty call tonight because the parents are staying the night in another state. Then have a nice date with a blonde woman on Monday who could actually be girlfriend material.

Desty · May 05, 2016, 03:34:41 PM

playing games is for kids and other immature fucks

🂿 · May 05, 2016, 03:41:10 PM

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 03:42:54 PM

Quote from: Quinn Mallory on May 05, 2016, 03:41:10 PM

I know I am. But this is the last hookup for me before I start pursuing a serious girlfriend, and this one I'm having dinner with on Monday seems great.

Jive Turkey · May 05, 2016, 04:01:30 PM

Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 04:06:47 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 05, 2016, 04:01:30 PM

Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH

For me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months.

Desty · May 05, 2016, 04:14:03 PM

You don't deserve anything good.

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 04:15:00 PM

Quote from: Desty on May 05, 2016, 04:14:03 PM

You don't deserve anything good.

I do though. I'm not that horrible.

Desty · May 05, 2016, 04:34:57 PM

No, you're absolutely horrible. I'm not saying that you're a bad person, or an unkind person, I'm just saying that you're pathetic and a loser. Losers lose, and winners win stuff. You don't deserve to have stuff, because you're a loser.

Yu · May 05, 2016, 04:41:53 PM

You're living the whaler life.

Dietrich Six · May 05, 2016, 04:45:37 PM

>being a player
>living with parents

This is one if those things where you pick one and only one.

Puro · May 05, 2016, 04:51:04 PM

>being a player
>at the same time as being Roman

lol

Jive Turkey · May 05, 2016, 04:52:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 04:06:47 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 05, 2016, 04:01:30 PM
Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH
For me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months.

I feel you man. Let's be honest, we both know if you really really wanted to you could get laid way more often, and with better girls. What's holding you back?

Korra · May 05, 2016, 04:59:36 PM

Looks like it's time for another Roman thread.

Super Irish · May 05, 2016, 05:19:50 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 05, 2016, 04:41:53 PM

You're living the whaler life.

YouTube

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:29:55 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 05, 2016, 04:52:36 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 04:06:47 PM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on May 05, 2016, 04:01:30 PM
Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH
For me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months.
I feel you man. Let's be honest, we both know if you really really wanted to you could get laid way more often, and with better girls. What's holding you back?

I went to a bar for a weekend for an entire month and never met anyone. I don't know. The blonde I'm meeting Monday night is amazing though, the kind you want to bring home to meet your parents. We're just having dinner. I also don't want to sleep with too many, #2 tonight and the next time should be with a serious girlfriend.

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:30:17 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 05, 2016, 04:45:37 PM

>being a player
>living with parents

This is one if those things where you pick one and only one.

At least I don't live in a trailer.

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:31:03 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 05, 2016, 04:41:53 PM

You're living the whaler life.

If you guys try to upset me with that it doesn't, because every girl I've been with has been big and that's what I like lol.

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:31:44 PM

Quote from: Desty on May 05, 2016, 04:34:57 PM

No, you're absolutely horrible. I'm not saying that you're a bad person, or an unkind person, I'm just saying that you're pathetic and a loser. Losers lose, and winners win stuff. You don't deserve to have stuff, because you're a loser.

Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

snee0rp · May 05, 2016, 05:32:09 PM

i bet she doesn't even weigh 400 pounds lol

gats · May 05, 2016, 05:32:25 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 05:31:44 PM

Quote from: Desty on May 05, 2016, 04:34:57 PM
No, you're absolutely horrible. I'm not saying that you're a bad person, or an unkind person, I'm just saying that you're pathetic and a loser. Losers lose, and winners win stuff. You don't deserve to have stuff, because you're a loser.
Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Fat women never become prom queen

aREALgod · May 05, 2016, 05:33:22 PM

I can't wait to see how this disaster turns out

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:35:12 PM

Quote from: aREALgod on May 05, 2016, 05:33:22 PM

I can't wait to see how this disaster turns out

We both know it;s one night. We've actually been talking for a while, but this will be our first time meeting. And after tonight like I said, I have a serious date Monday with a beautiful blonde.

aREALgod · May 05, 2016, 05:36:47 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 05:35:12 PM

Quote from: aREALgod on May 05, 2016, 05:33:22 PM
I can't wait to see how this disaster turns out
We both know it;s one night. We've actually been talking for a while, but this will be our first time meeting. And after tonight like I said, I have a serious date Monday with a beautiful blonde.

Because dating has gone so well for you

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:37:44 PM

Quote from: aREALgod on May 05, 2016, 05:36:47 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 05:35:12 PM
Quote from: aREALgod on May 05, 2016, 05:33:22 PM
I can't wait to see how this disaster turns out
We both know it;s one night. We've actually been talking for a while, but this will be our first time meeting. And after tonight like I said, I have a serious date Monday with a beautiful blonde.

Because dating has gone so well for you

It hasn't, when fucking is the only thing on my mind. Tonight is like a cleanse of my system.

Yu · May 05, 2016, 05:41:26 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 05:31:03 PM

Quote from: Yu on May 05, 2016, 04:41:53 PM
You're living the whaler life.
If you guys try to upset me with that it doesn't, because every girl I've been with has been big and that's what I like lol.

I'm not, just stating facts is all.

maverick · May 05, 2016, 05:49:38 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 03:42:54 PM

I know I am. But this is the last hookup for me before I start pursuing a girlfriend

don't

DAS B00T x2 · May 05, 2016, 05:55:05 PM

Aw yeah son, the series was on hiatus for too damn long.

RomanGladiator · May 05, 2016, 05:55:38 PM

Quote from: Memerick on May 05, 2016, 05:49:38 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on May 05, 2016, 03:42:54 PM
I know I am. But this is the last hookup for me before I start pursuing a girlfriend
don't

Too late. She'll be here in two hours. We've planned this for a while. And now I won't be thinking of how soon I can get into the next girl's pants. And I'm hardly a man-whore. Only had sex with one person, oral sex with four, if you even count that.

TB · May 05, 2016, 05:57:33 PM

Ugh. This again.