What will you name your kid(s)?

Dietrich Six · December 15, 2015, 11:07:44 AM

Bork and Flibbit are the only acceptable names

human24 · December 15, 2015, 11:10:07 AM

human25

ಠ_ಠ · December 15, 2015, 01:15:56 PM

I don't want kids, but wtf you took the name I want to use for when I get a dog

Jim · December 15, 2015, 01:17:13 PM

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PSU · December 15, 2015, 01:19:53 PM

Well my sons name is Logan.

R o c k e t · December 15, 2015, 03:06:36 PM

Quote from: human24 on December 15, 2015, 11:10:07 AM

human25

More like human 7,521,456,503

Elai · December 15, 2015, 03:10:33 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 14, 2015, 11:49:03 PM

I mean, if I were to adopt, I'd imagine they'd already have a name, right?

Some people decide to put their kids up for adoption when they're pregnant, so not necessarily.

Elai · December 15, 2015, 03:16:14 PM

When I wanted my own kids, I wanted 5: The oldest, Carter. The second child, Ellie. Twin boys, David and Eli. And the last daughter would be up to my wife.

I still want to do that, but with adopted kids instead of my own. That is a bit unrealistic though, as I don't want to adopt new-born babies, but kids somewhere between 5-12 years old. And at that point, they'd already have a name. I've been playing with the idea of allowing my adopted kids to change their names to whatever they want, though. You don't get to choose your name. So how cool would that be?

Anonymous (User Deleted) · December 15, 2015, 03:19:09 PM

Quote from: Jono on December 15, 2015, 04:49:14 AM

Boy: Suq
Girl: Madiq

you were supposed to say Munchma

you can't just name someone Madiq Madiq

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Jocephalopod · December 15, 2015, 03:21:43 PM

You fucking animals, how dare you culturally rape these innocent flesh vessels by branding them with disgusting religious/historical markings they'll be forced to wear for the rest of thier miserable lives. I swear to nonexistent God if we were in a similar geographical setting I'd destroy all of you labelers IRL.

OT: loaf