>I really don't want to be there, I'd rather be playing LoL
>Through out the play criticize the acting and set design that these 4th graders made
>I make very smart and well thought out jokes about the play
>Nobody seems to get my joke
>Start repeating them louder hoping they'll get it
>The parents starts booing and the teachers are giving me evil glares
>Why cant they see how bad the play is?
>I try to calm them down, telling them that I know what I'm talking about cause I post reviews on /tv/ all the time
>The school principle tells me to get out
>"Fine" I say
>"HAVE FUN WITH THIS PLEBIAN GARBAGE" I yell to the crowd
>Get my mom's car keys to the minivan and go outside

I'm sitting in the passengers side right now, posting from my ds on the school wifi. If my parents try to move me to the back seat I'll lock the doors. See how they like it in the back. Fucking cunts

Please stop this at once.