>mfw fresh blood is added to my school's parking lot

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Since my school lifted a ban on driving expensive cars and parking them, some people have been flexing lol.

Today was the day I noticed how ridiculous it had gotten. I'm talking to my friend about how this other kid we know got some new lights for his challenger, and how he wanted to get them for his camaro. Obviously, in this argument I don't really have any room to talk, I mean look at the cars I have.

Anyway, a kid drove by in a black GTR, brand new. I've seen it before, nothing special. Behind it, a new Carrera. Behind that, an old GT3. Behind that, a C63 AMG. Behind that, the new M4, and a Maserati Gran Turismo followed by the highlight of this convoy, a Ferrari 360 Modena (total bae car).

Before it was just assorted C250's and old BMW's. The occasional nice car but nothing too out of the ordinary. And mustangs and camaro's up the asshole. One girl with an Evoque, and a few CTS-V's.  But now the whole dynamic has changed. It's basically a cars and coffee meet at this point lol.

The worst part of it all is the need for all of them to rev their engines or speed to show off. Something I haven't even done, and I could murder each one of them. It's like they do it for a parade.

And that kid who ranted on me about how materialistic things don't mean shit and that he was going to key my car and break the class, had a field day. Dropping threats and hate left in right. Good entertainment.


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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks


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If there was a ban on them, how could you drive expensive cars?


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I just want a VW Golf.


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If there was a ban on them, how could you drive expensive cars?

I didn't, I was allowed to drive to school for a few months following an incident where a students car got stolen. Eventually I was able to come up with an agreement with the school and since then everyone is allowed to park whatever they want (so long as they pay for the spot) and if their car gets fucked up or broken into, the school isn't liable. At your own risk basically.


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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks

My dick is so small I'm beginning to think I have a vagina.


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I just want a VW Golf.

Golf's are sweet
I'm going to get one when I get a god damn job


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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks

My dick is so small I'm beginning to think I have a vagina.
everyone but you obviously

The kids bragging about the challengers dad bought them and revving their engines


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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks

My dick is so small I'm beginning to think I have a vagina.
everyone but you obviously

The kids bragging about the challengers dad bought them and revving their engines

Oh lmao, well, nothing wrong with making fun of myself for the hell of it :D

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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks

My dick is so small I'm beginning to think I have a vagina.
everyone but you obviously

The kids bragging about the challengers dad bought them and revving their engines

Oh lmao, well, nothing wrong with making fun of myself for the hell of it :D

Humility
haha i wanted you to think I was talking about you in the first post, all in good fun


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So basically you go to school with a bunch of people with small dicks

My dick is so small I'm beginning to think I have a vagina.
everyone but you obviously

The kids bragging about the challengers dad bought them and revving their engines

Oh lmao, well, nothing wrong with making fun of myself for the hell of it :D

Humility
haha i wanted you to think I was talking about you in the first post, all in good fun

Fair enough! I took it like a good sport haha


 
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The fanciest car that was ever in the student lot at my school (barring one Massey combine) was a new Mustang in... 2009. About two months after the girl's daddy bought it for her she went off the road into a fence and totaled it.


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I just want a VW Golf.

Golf's are sweet
I'm going to get one when I get a god damn job

Do it!

New or used?
Used, because it's cheaper. Not really bothered if it's a GTI or not.
Finding a job at this time is a bitch though.


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The fanciest car that was ever in the student lot at my school (barring one Massey combine) was a new Mustang in... 2009. About two months after the girl's daddy bought it for her she went off the road into a fence and totaled it.

Was she fine?


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I just want a VW Golf.

Golf's are sweet
I'm going to get one when I get a god damn job

Do it!

New or used?
Used, because it's cheaper. Not really bothered if it's a GTI or not.
Finding a job at this time is a bitch though.

Golf's are really great cars, styling is great, and it's so practical. Kinda like the Ford Fiesta but better. It's the best hot hatch IMO.

What kind of a job are you looking for my friend


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
The fanciest car that was ever in the student lot at my school (barring one Massey combine) was a new Mustang in... 2009. About two months after the girl's daddy bought it for her she went off the road into a fence and totaled it.

Was she fine?
Yeah, even if she was snobby and dumb as... oh wait, you're asking if she was okay? Yeah. I don't think she had a scratch on her.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I just want a VW Golf.

Golf's are sweet
I'm going to get one when I get a god damn job

Do it!

New or used?
Used, because it's cheaper. Not really bothered if it's a GTI or not.
Finding a job at this time is a bitch though.

Golf's are really great cars, styling is great, and it's so practical. Kinda like the Ford Fiesta but better. It's the best hot hatch IMO.

What kind of a job are you looking for my friend
Golfs are pretty good looking cars. Affordable too.

Anything right now really. I could have trained to be a croupier if the Casino near me had hired me though. Would've really enjoyed that.
If I wasn't such a retard and ended up deciding that I don't want to do Engineering at College anymore, I'd be working for an Engineering company using machinery.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Beat the GTR in a race so all of its fanboys will be butt hurt.


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Brah I don't know how you are so humble. If it was me in your position I would feel like a king, would probably print myself out a shirt. I'd act like the god of your Florida High School parking lot.


 
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a kid drove by in a black GTR.
What a faggot


 
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Beat the GTR in a race so all of its fanboys will be butt hurt.
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So I'm guessing most of them had mommy or daddy buy it lol.

At least you can feel proud about earning your car. Unless your school has the largest population of CEOs under 20.


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ:h..

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ:honey, he's gonna say his first words

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ:!!

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ:hhh...

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฝ:here come dat boi ๐Ÿธ!

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝ:o shit waddup ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝ:๐Ÿ’”
you faggots should do this. Have someone roll in the parking lot with this blaring and you other fags roll in behind him. Line up like that and rave up your engines.
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Honestly i would prefer hanging out with people with really expensive cars who know how to take care of it and kids with beater cars that they fix or tune by themselves.


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Beat the GTR in a race so all of its fanboys will be butt hurt.

I've beat him in short light to light races in all three of my cars lol.

I don't like racing on streets. I only do quick ones if it's empty in front


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Brah I don't know how you are so humble. If it was me in your position I would feel like a king, would probably print myself out a shirt. I'd act like the god of your Florida High School parking lot.

Nah, I park in the back to not call attention to myself. I like things being nice and peaceful


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So I'm guessing most of them had mommy or daddy buy it lol.

At least you can feel proud about earning your car. Unless your school has the largest population of CEOs under 20.

The Ferrari 360 Modena was given to the Girl by her grandfather. The kid with the GTR actually bought it, and everyone else was driving cars bought by their parents, or their parents personal car.


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Honestly i would prefer hanging out with people with really expensive cars who know how to take care of it and kids with beater cars that they fix or tune by themselves.

Gotta respect those who make the most out of what they have. Tuners are a respectable group