>Go down stairs for dinner
>Nobody is in the kitchen
>Wtf
>Go to my parents room and pound on the door
>"WHERE THE HELL IS DINDIN?!!"
>Mom tells me to go away cause it's their anniversary
>Open door and start yelling."DINDIN NOW DINDIN NOW!" as I march around the room
>They are both naked under the cover
>They were obviously have sex because they are sick freaks
>"How could you ever love a disgusting 3DPD?" I say to my dad
>He gets mad and lunges at me
>Barrel roll to the side hitting the door
>I dodged his attack and kick him as hard as I can in the nuts
>Mom is crying in the corners covered in the blanket
>"This is what happens when when I dont get my Dindin" I tell her
>Go downstairs
>Sit at the dinner table and patiently wait for mom and dad to come down so we can have our Dindin

Starting to get funny again.