Fucking stop
I'm not familiar with this Locke character, but I'm going to go with him, because Master Chief is the weakest character in existence.
If Chief was serious Locke would end up like those ODSTs.
Quote from: Sandtrap on March 06, 2016, 09:22:44 PMIf Chief was serious Locke would end up like those ODSTs.We're talking about a a guy who was able to go toe to toe with a Sangheili zealot before he was a Spartan. With his augmentations and MJOLNIR, that puts him on par with the Master Chief.
Quote from: Mr. Admirals on March 06, 2016, 09:26:10 PMQuote from: Sandtrap on March 06, 2016, 09:22:44 PMIf Chief was serious Locke would end up like those ODSTs.We're talking about a a guy who was able to go toe to toe with a Sangheili zealot before he was a Spartan. With his augmentations and MJOLNIR, that puts him on par with the Master Chief.I'm surprised Locke didn't combust into atomic dust from that bitch slap alone.
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343 is fucking stupidChief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punch
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Quote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 12:34:13 AM343 is fucking stupidChief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punchIf they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.
Quote from: Solonoid on March 07, 2016, 12:36:24 AMQuote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 12:34:13 AM343 is fucking stupidChief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punchIf they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.A baseball bat also cannot lift five tons
Quote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 01:38:21 AMQuote from: Solonoid on March 07, 2016, 12:36:24 AMQuote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 12:34:13 AM343 is fucking stupidChief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punchIf they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.A baseball bat also cannot lift five tonsAn adamantium bat could.
Quote from: Caped Baldy on March 07, 2016, 02:32:13 AMQuote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 01:38:21 AMQuote from: Solonoid on March 07, 2016, 12:36:24 AMQuote from: Cindy on March 07, 2016, 12:34:13 AM343 is fucking stupidChief should not only be a good head taller than Locke, he should've knocked him out cold with the first punchIf they weren't wearing helmets I'm sure he would've, but the fact remains that I can take a baseball bat to the head and remain conscious while wearing a much less advanced helmet.A baseball bat also cannot lift five tonsAn adamantium bat could.There is a distinct difference between being able to lift a weight and being able to support a weight