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I tried calling the number but I got some unpleasant noises on the other end of the phone.

I don't think I will call that number again.

Brought you by Lt. Dickgoesinya.

brb I'm going to actually call it.
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Brought you by Lt. Dickgoesinya.

I served with him. Good man.

A bit rough around the edges, but when push came to shove he made sure to get the job done, no matter how hard it was.

Brought you by Lt. Dickgoesinya.

I served with him. Good man.

A bit rough around the edges, but when push came to shove he made sure to get the job done, no matter how hard it was.

Did you meet his friend Sgt. Hugh Janis?

Brought you by Lt. Dickgoesinya.

I served with him. Good man.

A bit rough around the edges, but when push came to shove he made sure to get the job done, no matter how hard it was.

Did you meet his friend Sgt. Hugh Janis?

And Cpl. Ben Dover.

Brought you by Lt. Dickgoesinya.

I served with him. Good man.

A bit rough around the edges, but when push came to shove he made sure to get the job done, no matter how hard it was.

Did you meet his friend Sgt. Hugh Janis?

And Cpl. Ben Dover.

Their CO Maj. Ben N. Snyder was a real douche.