You and your boyfriend were having epic Netflix and chill sesh. When you decided to put on some cool tunes and the penis song came on. You started making out. With your belly buttons. When all of a sudden Donald trump walked into your room with nothing but the American flag hung loosely over his flaccid cock. Those are mine he said, pointing to the almost concave breasts that cursed your chest. He ripped them off and put them on his head. I need them for protecting he said! I'm going into war he said! All of a sudden he jumped on top of you and pulled a swordfish out of his ass. Before you knew it there was a stabbing pain in your vagina. Oh no am I gonna die you cried. Yes. He stated as he stabbed the swordfish into your heart. As you bleed out he disappeared leaving your boyfriend. I WISH I HAD A BIGGER SHLONG he cried out all while the penis song was in the background.

Donald adjusted his racist, dirt cheap weave and looked at Bernie with longing in his eyes,"Berns, run away with me. You know we were meant to be together." His crusty, 8 inch tongue slowly slid out of his mouth of lies to gently caress his stretched, dry lips sexily. Bernie looked up with despair in his eyes, his glasses sat delicately on his nose. He shuddered into his suit,"Donald no. You have no regard for anyone but yourself." Donald bellowed a mighty roar, ripping off his clothes to reveal that underneath he was wearing a Mermaid Man cosplay suit,"c'mon Barnacle Boy, hop aboard my invisible boatmoblie. I need a little help with my EVILLLLLLLLL" Donald trumped seductively, his tongue now madly flying in circles. Bernie was horrified to say the least. Then, out of nowhere, Shrek burst in,"what..are..you.....doing. IN. MY. SWAMPPPPPPPP" Shrek roared, devouring the crusty old racist pig. Bernie climbed upon Shrek's back, and they rode into the sunset. The end.