Warning: This is a brag post

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this is a blog thread so turn back now if you're bothered by my narcissism

 Extremely happy with my bodyfat right now. Im the perfect mix of lean but not too small, even though im light as fuck. People overestimate my weight by 15 pounds at the very least. I'm at the stage where i can eat whatever i want for a week straight and 3 days of low calorie will turn back back into a lean machine.

Put a snapchat story up yesterday, had 2 sceenshots and 2 girls snap me randomly feelsgoodmane

At the gym i am one of the top of the naturals.i catch sooo many people staring at me while im working out wearing a tank top/muscle shirt it's ridiculous. It's usually teenage/young adult girls, chubby middle aged mexican guys, and teen guys my age. I feel like a king walking into the room and having people sneak glances at me. I have little kids coming up to me asking how to get muscular. Can't even imagine what it will be like when i actually reach demigod status



 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Nice.

 
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Rockets on my X
WHY U DO DIS JIVE

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Too much of a bitch to post your face tho cuz you ugly as shit.
Bet all them niggas is starin cuz they wonderin the fuck you put yo face in a meat grinder fo.

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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
I know that feel

I wasn't really buff though, I was just a qt boi back in the day

It gets annoying after a while, having people look at you all the time

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SOMEBODY GET ME THE ASSHOLE DETECTOR.

 
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HOLY SHIT HIS LEVEL IS OFF THE CHARTS

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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
What am I supposed to be jealous of here?

 
 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
What up with the jihadist emoji?

 
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Quote from: Sᴏʟ Nɪxɪʟɪs on June 24, 2015, 12:21:04 AM
Too much of a bitch to post your face tho cuz you ugly as shit.
Bet all them niggas is starin cuz they wonderin the fuck you put yo face in a meat grinder fo.
am handsome irl /10 man

 
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MICRO PENIS LOL

 
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Quote from: Casper on June 24, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
What am I supposed to be jealous of here?
nothing, this is a release for me

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on June 24, 2015, 12:37:43 AM
Quote from: Casper on June 24, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
What am I supposed to be jealous of here?
nothing, this is a release for me
Why do you need a release?
You masturbate 4 times a day.

 
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Quote from: aTALLmidget on June 24, 2015, 12:37:35 AM
MICRO PENIS LOL
it gets the job done man

 
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Quote from: Sᴏʟ Nɪxɪʟɪs on June 24, 2015, 12:38:31 AM
Quote from: Jive Turkey on June 24, 2015, 12:37:43 AM
Quote from: Casper on June 24, 2015, 12:25:29 AM
What am I supposed to be jealous of here?
nothing, this is a release for me
Why do you need a release?
You masturbate 4 times a day.
yeah?

 
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Quote from: Jive Turkey on June 24, 2015, 12:39:13 AM
Quote from: aTALLmidget on June 24, 2015, 12:37:35 AM
MICRO PENIS LOL
it gets the job done man

GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE INSULTED

 
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The Rage....
bruh

 
 
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Quote from: ねこ on June 24, 2015, 03:00:21 AM
Them huge pecs dough
>pecs are literally his last defined feature.

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Holy fuck dude, do you even abs?

 
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I thought I had a six pack, but it was just the tumor

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Warning this if a fag post

 
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You are literally turning into ShieldyPoo lol.

mirin' tho

 
 
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Quote from: Maverick on June 24, 2015, 09:52:11 AM
You are literally turning into ShieldyPoo lol.

mirin' tho
lmaooo man I was thinking the same thing not too long ago. Before he took "the plunge" if you know what i mean, he was making an increasing number of threads about his body

Thanks tho!
Last Edit: June 24, 2015, 05:07:29 PM by Jive Turkey