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>has to leave for work
>I set everything up then claim my free game from AMD
>Sonic Allstar Racing is my jam
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>Username: JCD
>Password: Bionicman
>Hint: Deus Ex
I then come home today
>mom tells me that he's mad at me

I could either say sorry, or tell him that he needs to pay me the money he owes before I give him the password. What can he do? Decisions decisions


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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Why does he own you money tho


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Not bad.
Tell me he owes you like $3.50 or some shit.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
Yeah keep telling yourself that bitch.


 
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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.

>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virign


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virign
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me.

The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows.
You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.


 
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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me.

The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows.
You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.
Except you made the autistic post first threatening to kick somebody's ass.
I didn't say I was going to do anything.

I said that's what I would do if I were his brother.
I guess the last part wasn't overtly clear.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virign
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
No, I'm just offended by how much cuck emits from your being.


 
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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

Mate mate mate

I fucking love you okay


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

Mate mate mate

I fucking love you okay
shhh bb he dun need to know that


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The chad might seriously think some gay shit is going on, and he's beat out asses

Spoiler
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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me.

The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows.
You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.
Except you made the autistic post first threatening to kick somebody's ass.
I didn't say I was going to do anything.

I said that's what I would do if I were his brother.
I guess the last part wasn't overtly clear.
Whatever dude you came in the thread getting angry and threatening to kick OP's ass. You don't really have high ground to stand on here.
Except that literally did not happen.

I stand by the sentiment that his brother should kick his ass, and if that were me I would.
No part of that hypothetical equates to me saying I was going to go somewhere and beat the ass of someone from the internet.

And if one of my friends did that you can bet I would kick their shit too, it doesn't matter who's doing it, holding a man's brand new computer for ransom is just a shitty thing that only a major asswipe would do.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virign
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
No, I'm just offended by how much cuck emits from your being.
I thought I told you to fuck off or grow up.

Here, let me type out your next replies for you.

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You're such a beta faggot
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Holy shit what a manchild you are
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Cuck cuck cuck you are a cuck
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You're such a SJW. No dignity
There, now kindly, fuck off out of my thread.


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Tell him to eat your ass and then he can have it back.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me.

The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows.
You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.
How about next time you leave out your "power trip" where you bend the facts to suit your theories?

You're wrong, and it doesn't matter how many times you say otherwise, Batch did defend you. The question is did he do it because he wanted to protect you, or because he felt intimidated by me? When I say intimidated I don't mean scared shitless, I mean you get a feeling of danger. When someone tells you that he's gonna beat you 'til your death, even though you surpass that person in every possible way, you might get intimidated; not by his threat, but by his spirit. The thought of being defeated by this person doesn't cross your mind, but for some reason there is a small hint of intimidation invoked in you. It's a sort of restlessness.


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He sounds retarded.
I would kick your ass then boot from external disk to do a drive format.

Fuck you for fucking with other people's shit.
I mean, you could probably kick my ass when I'm turned around, but if you go through with it I'd beat your face bloody.
>current year
>tries to be a chad on backwater forum

Literally kill yourself virgin
Oh I'm sorry, did I intimidate you with a textual reply? Did I threaten your feelings of safety? Grow the fuck up, and shut the fuck up.
How would he feel threatened by a douchebag wannabe who lives in a different hemisphere flaccidly issuing threats that aren't even directed at him.
Then why did he speak up against me just saying I'd kick your ass back? It didn't warrant a response, yet he responded. The response probably made his heart rate go up and thus he felt compelled to type out some generic reply about me trying to be some chad, then telling me to kill myself.

I've spent 50% of potential time on you. I could go all the way and type out why he'd feel threatened, but I'm not gonna.
Maybe because I wasn't just pulling punches and you really ARE a douchebag and I'm not the only person on the site calling you out for it?
Nah, he ain't a whiteknight. If he was gonna stand up to me in this situation because I'm treating you badly, that'd be him defending you.

Either I was right, or you are and he's a whiteknight. Both are plausible.
Calling you out as a douche doesn't make someone a white knight, and he certainly wasn't defending me.

The fact is you're a tiny autistic manchild who's too full of himself and everyone here knows.
You're deluding yourself if you think basically stealing your brother's computer was cool, and you're even more jaded if you think anybody calling you out on the way you handle yourself is part of some white knight attention whoring.

Batch and I pretty much hate each other, so if he's calling you a lifeless virgin wannabe chad then it's not for my benefit.

How about instead of claiming that everyone else is the problem you take a look at yourself and stop being such a poser asswipe.
Except you made the autistic post first threatening to kick somebody's ass.
I didn't say I was going to do anything.

I said that's what I would do if I were his brother.
I guess the last part wasn't overtly clear.
If you were my brother, you'd kick my ass, and I'd beat your face bloody. I'm trying to convey a simple point here. Also, it's pretty autistic to fight over something like that. Plus you skimmed the OP, or you read it through some lens, because you've clearly gotten the wrong picture.