>be US Marine

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>on flight to Middle East
>step off plane
>"DURKA DURKA MOHAMED JIHAD!!"
>grab my rifle and start killing arabs
>97 kill count
>bus bombs going off all over the place
>Brit GI comes up screaming "OY U NEED TO GEYDOWN!"
>jump to cover as machete wielding jihadist chops off GIs head.
>BONG, BONG, BONG!
>London...shit. I'm still only in London.
>get on my connecting flight and fly the rest of the way to middle east.

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Oh, hey.
Smh...

 
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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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-isis

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
My name is baghdadi and I approve this message.

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10/10 post
quality thread
you win my anal virginity

 
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Is a geydown like a hoedown, except gay

 
 
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<.<
Quote
Brit GI

We don't have GIs.

They are called clobberers (Army) and bongarongers (Navy) or flippyflaps if they are in the airforce.

 
 
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Almost always, with moderation
The cowboy one was better, but this is good too.

 
 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Moms spaghetti
I laughed

 
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I like hugs and making the world a better place. That and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
This is some quality shitposting right here. I only fear that it may be a green text copypasta