>Be me at work

 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
>Working as a cashier
>Custı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨omer comes to buy something
>Offer him compulsory shit I have to offer
>He has to give me his email address
>I ask for email and he smiles nervously
>Hot colleague is next to me
>I repeat, "sir can I have your email"
>He mumbles shit
>I reply with "Sorry?"
>He finally gives his fracking email
>Callmebaby69@blahblah.blah
>Me and colleague hold in our laughter
>He leaves and we burst out laughing
>I take her out back and frack her right in the pusssy

So how was your day?

Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 02:33:09 PM by Gatsby


 
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fuck you
._. Haha, woah

And just getting the leftover presents from my birthday
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
nuthn happened


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Custı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨omer
...wut?


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
My speaker came for my costume.

Now I'm waiting for it to charge.
Last Edit: October 13, 2014, 02:38:30 PM by Casper


 
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Is this for real?


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Custı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨omer
...wut?

ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Is this for real?
Other than fucking her, yes. All real.  :(


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
pics or gtfo


 
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Is this for real?
Other than fracking her, yes. All real.  :(
Ah. Because while I probably wouldn't fully approve I'd sill be like... brutal.


 
Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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RIP ENDIE
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