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>patrician
>long, cozy life
>die of stds from orgies smh
>confronted by a bearded man with one eye
>says now I have to face life's final boss or I lose and go to hell
>umm, okay.jpg
>giant wolf with two heads emerges
>they give me a sword
>have no idea what I'm doing
>didn't spend my life training for this
>realize that the barbarians were right all along
mfw