Met*

Quote from: Elegiac on September 16, 2014, 08:03:33 AM

It was my supreme pleasure, in the name of the Imperial Blades, to do justice upon that loathsome wyrm, Paarthurnax.

People actually killed Paarthurnax? He's awesome.

I kill monsters.

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 16, 2014, 08:03:11 AM

Met*

I didnt make it, go find the creator

Quote from: Elegiac on September 16, 2014, 08:03:33 AM

It was my supreme pleasure, in the name of the Imperial Blades, to do justice upon that loathsome wyrm, Paarthurnax.

People actually killed Paarthurnax? He's awesome.

Yeah, he's voiced by fucking Charles Martinet, AKA Super Mario.

>Be me
>See funny greentext story on Flood offsite
>Decide to put it on reddit
>Get front page

So I'm just doing some work down at the saw mill when out of the corner of my eye I see this guy wearing all jet-black leather hauling ass on his horse towards town. He doesn't slow down when he gets to the gates, just gallops through them, across the bridge, and then (you won't believe this) gallops the damn horse straight up the ramp into the mill.
I'm about to dive for cover, but I'm too stunned to react in time. At the very last second, he reigns the horse in and brings it to a stop about a foot away from me. He dismounts from the horse and with a totally blank look on his face turns to me and says "I'd like to buy some lumber."
I'm more than a little freaked out by the whole thing, but I try to play it casual. "Doing some building, eh? We can deliver them wherever you need." The guys reaches into his money purse and pulls out a fistful of gold, hands it to me, and says "I'll take 20 logs." I let out a little sigh of relief, glad that this is going to be over soon, and I tell him that I'll have them hauled over right away.
Without missing a beat, the guy immediately reaches back into his purse and pulls out more gold. "I'll take 20 logs." Why didn't he say he wanted 40 logs? Did he change his mind? Well, whatever. Money is money, I figure. So I tell him the same thing I said before, "We'll have them hauled over right away."
Guy immediately pulls out yet another fistful of gold and repeats himself. What the hell? We do this again and again, him just pulling out wads of cash over and over like he's caught in some kind of endless loop. I keep taking the money, and promising that we'll deliver right away, but he never replies, unless it's to pull out another lump of gold and order 20 more logs.
We do this little routine over a dozen times, at least, just him pulling out gold and buying logs 20 at a time. Then he finally stops, and without saying another word he turns, quickly snatches a butterfly out of the air, rips it in half, shoves both wings into his mouth, gets back on his horse, and then rides it straight into the river.
What the hell just happened?

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on September 16, 2014, 12:48:00 PM

>Be me
>See funny greentext story on Flood offsite
>Decide to put it on reddit
>Get front page

Holy shit

My karma was 17 before this.  Now it's over 1,600.

This thread kinda explains why I hate free-roaming games like this.

Do you fucking like anything??
Sorry it's just you seem to hate everything??

It was my supreme pleasure, in the name of the Imperial Blades, to do justice upon that loathsome wyrm, Paarthurnax.

You are worse than Stalin after that 10 million.

Skyrim is shit.

Quote from: BrenMan 94 on September 16, 2014, 12:48:00 PM

>Be me
>See funny greentext story on Flood offsite
>Decide to put it on reddit
>Get front page

Holy shit

We could all be internet celebs if we weren't so busy circle jerking each other.

Maybe we should open an Academy for Posting?

lol, everybody's famous!