> friend tells me his mom made him some nachos earlier
> I want some fucking nachos
> phone up my mum in the next room and just scream until she comes into my room and asks what's wrong
> "I want nachos now"
> she moans that it's 3am and she has to be up early for work
> tell her if she doesn't make me nachos I'm going to tell social services that she abused me
> start to dial social services number on my phone as I know it off the top of my head by now
> she starts crying and goes downstairs and makes me the nachos
> by the time she gets back I'm in bed asleep

nachos suck anyway

Cease faggotry at once.