Going out with a 5'8" blonde

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She's nice. She looks like a blonde chubby Kirsten Dunce. It's funny how I ended up with another Polish, blonde, law school student. Well the last one graduated.

romane


we need the pics


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She's nice. She looks like a blonde chubby Kirsten Dunce. It's funny how I ended up with another Polish, blonde, law school student. Well the last one graduated.

romane


we need the pics
uh uh. Not posting pics anymore. She's almost as tall as me which is a huge turn on.


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just wanted to be part of this thread


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She's nice. She looks like a blonde chubby Kirsten Dunce. It's funny how I ended up with another Polish, blonde, law school student. Well the last one graduated.

romane


we need the pics
uh uh. Not posting pics anymore. She's almost as tall as me which is a huge turn on.

but then how will we see the prime rendered meat?



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"She doesn't want to see me anymore.

She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.

Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."

-Roman, within the next day or two


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"She doesn't want to see me anymore.

She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.

Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."

-Roman, within the next day or two
i can assure you she's 23


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She's nice. She looks like a blonde chubby Kirsten Dunce. It's funny how I ended up with another Polish, blonde, law school student. Well the last one graduated.

romane


we need the pics
uh uh. Not posting pics anymore. She's almost as tall as me which is a huge turn on.

but then how will we see the prime rendered meat?
She does have a nice figure. Use your imagination.


 
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dont invite her to your house on the second date you fucking nigger


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dont invite her to your house on the second date you fucking nigger
im not, I said a movie.


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where's the pic you lying faggot?


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"She doesn't want to see me anymore.

She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.

Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."

-Roman, within the next day or two
i can assure you she's 23, officer.


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This nigga roman is now getting more action than 90% of sep7agon


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I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.


do it you Frito Dorito fuckass bitch


 
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i bet she smells like back fat, gross


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It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

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I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.
This right here, this is why you're fucking scum, among other things.

I would never judge the figure of someone I was intimately involved with while we were intimately involved.

It's not a subject for fucking discussion.

It's the same as when frat boys hook the 90 lb ditz and hi five about it.

"Looky boys,I got me a real whale, aw ye"

"Aw not enough meat, but she'll do I guess."

You should be pleased that any woman would be willing to be with you, which if they actually knew you, they would turn tail and run, like they always do.

You don't deserve to be in a relationship until you grow the fuck up.


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It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

10 pages inbound
I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.
This right here, this is why you're fucking scum, among other things.

I would never judge the figure of someone I was intimately involved with while we were intimately involved.

It's not a subject for fucking discussion.

It's the same as when frat boys hook the 90 lb ditz and hi five about it.

"Looky boys,I got me a real whale, aw ye"

"Aw not enough meat, but she'll do I guess."

You should be pleased that any woman would be willing to be with you, which if they actually knew you, they would turn tail and run, like they always do.

You don't deserve to be in a relationship until you grow the fuck up.
You're right. But I met her and actually like her. Now I just need to keep her interested without seeming bothersome. She has a busy schedule, while I do not.


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"She doesn't want to see me anymore.

She says the way I touched her while she was asleep is creepy, and then she called the police.

Turns out she was 16 too, so I could be looking at some jail time."

-Roman, within the next day or two
"I took things slowly and asked her to come around and give me a BJ for the third time we met. Why won't she talk to me?"


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How long do you think it's going to be before you make a thread about you guy's breaking up?
That's implying they'll start dating at all. He'll hang out with her once or twice, then invite her over. She'll decline and say "you don't respect my boundaries".


 
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Bukkaki.

Noun.

A noun that cannot be used freely with numbers or the indefinite article, and which therefore takes no plural form. For example, the English noun information is a mass noun, at least in its principal senses. For those senses, we cannot say that we have *one information, nor that we have *many information (or *many informations). Many languages do not distinguish between countable and uncountable nouns.
this is really cool actually


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Where's the pic Roman you liar.


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Where's the pic Roman you liar.
I'm not posting one. Why do you even want to see? I find her attractive, and I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks.


 
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Where's the pic Roman you liar.
I'm not posting one. Why do you even want to see? I find her attractive, and I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks.
Because you're lying about this.


 
 
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How long do you think it's going to be before you make a thread about you guy's breaking up?
That's implying they'll start dating at all. He'll hang out with her once or twice, then invite her over. She'll decline and say "you don't respect my boundaries".
No, she's so busy that she wouldn't even have time to come over. She doesn't have any days off. Two in school in NY, and working the other five. And I don't know when I should even text her back about meeting again.


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Where's the pic Roman you liar.
I'm not posting one. Why do you even want to see? I find her attractive, and I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks.
Because you're lying about this.
It'd be against her privacy if I posted it.


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Where's the pic Roman you liar.
I'm not posting one. Why do you even want to see? I find her attractive, and I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks.
Because you're lying about this.
It'd be against her privacy if I posted it.
She doesn't even know this place exists, m8.

POST IT


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Where's the pic Roman you liar.
I'm not posting one. Why do you even want to see? I find her attractive, and I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks.
Because you're lying about this.
It'd be against her privacy if I posted it.
She doesn't even know this place exists, m8.

POST IT
Nah. One of you would end up finding her based on a picture, I just know it.


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Law school student? That's a good start.
Yeah it really narrows down the sear-oh.


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