Going out with a 5'8" blonde

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Who likes Star Wars. Only slept a few hours, nervous cause she's out of my league. Thought you guys should know. Almost wasn't going to go through with it until she said she loved TFA❤️


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
omg first


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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
OH BOY HERE WE GO


 
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I don't know you very well

But I wonder if this stuff is made up now with how frequent this is


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I don't know you very well

But I wonder if this stuff is made up now with how frequent this is
With a site full of personas you question an obvious persona?

NAHHH


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I don't know you very well

But I wonder if this stuff is made up now with how frequent this is
With a site full of personas you question an obvious persona?

NAHHH
It's true, we met on Tinder.


Batch | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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I don't know you very well

But I wonder if this stuff is made up now with how frequent this is
With a site full of personas you question an obvious persona?

NAHHH
It's true, we met on Tinder.
Wrap it up son, she's probably got crabs.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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——Carmen
It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

10 pages inbound


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It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

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I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.


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If you want to keep her than you should get her prego because prego is amazing and goes great with pasta.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Remember to have sex with her at night while your sperm is asleep so you won't get her pregnant


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Episode V: The Roman Strikes Back


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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
👶🏽:h..

👨🏽:honey, he's gonna say his first words

👩🏽:!!

👶🏽:hhh...

👶🏽:here come dat boi 🐸!

👨🏽:o shit waddup 😂💯

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How long do you think it's going to be before you make a thread about you guy's breaking up?


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Are you in love with her yet? Smell her butt, the pheromones in her waste will indicate what she really thinks about you.


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How long do you think it's going to be before you make a thread about you guy's breaking up?
Probably sometime next week.


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5'8 is too tall.


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Pics fella


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I've been searching for an Octagon lately and I believe I found the right one.

Spoiler


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Almost always, with moderation
It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

10 pages inbound
I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.
Nigga please.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Here in my garage eating my pasta linguini...


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Here in my garage eating my pasta linguini...

Now I'm hungry


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
It's p much confirmed Roman just invents these stories, but you guys keep gobbling it up

10 pages inbound
I'll post a picture then I guess. You guys always end up forcing me to. She's not my ideal anyways, not chubby enough.

We never force you, why you try and prove it by posting their pictures is just creepy.


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Break up thread in three days no doubt


 
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Try not to try and fuck this one immediately.


 
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Bukkaki.

Noun.

A noun that cannot be used freely with numbers or the indefinite article, and which therefore takes no plural form. For example, the English noun information is a mass noun, at least in its principal senses. For those senses, we cannot say that we have *one information, nor that we have *many information (or *many informations). Many languages do not distinguish between countable and uncountable nouns.


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Here in my garage eating my pasta linguini...

YouTube


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IT BEGINS


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Can't wait for the crash and burn!


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She's nice. She looks like a blonde chubby Kirsten Dunce. It's funny how I ended up with another Polish, blonde, law school student. Well the last one graduated.