God DAMNIT Game of Thrones

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So guys, who do you want to see win The Battle of Winterfell?

Sadistic rapists that flay people alive?

Or religious zealots that burn little girls alive?


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Jon Snow solos both


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Oh, hey.
Naked Women on both sides


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wait no

they actually had stannis burn shireen?

fucking no


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religious zealots that burn little girls alive?
Did that actually happen this episode?


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wait no

they actually had stannis burn shireen?

fucking no

religious zealots that burn little girls alive?
Did that actually happen this episode?

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last chance
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Yes.  He authorized it after sending Davos away to Castle Black for supplies.


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Yes.  He authorized it after sending Davos away to Castle Black for supplies.
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What the actual fuck
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If you're not trolling, whatever hope I had elevated of this show from last episode will come crashing down
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This is ever more stupid considering the last Kings Blood offering didn't even work within show-canon BECAUSE BALON IS STILL ALIVE
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Bravo D&D
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wait no

they actually had stannis burn shireen?

fucking no

religious zealots that burn little girls alive?
Did that actually happen this episode?

click at your own risk
last chance
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Yes.  He authorized it after sending Davos away to Castle Black for supplies.

D R O P P E D
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i imagine itll happen in the books too, just not with stannis' permission. it was pretty fucking infuriating though.

the scene in daznaks pit was really good though


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click at your own risk
last chance
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Yes.  He authorized it after sending Davos away to Castle Black for supplies.
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What the actual fuck
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If you're not trolling, whatever hope I had elevated of this show from last episode will come crashing down
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This is ever more stupid considering the last Kings Blood offering didn't even work within show-canon BECAUSE BALON IS STILL ALIVE
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Bravo D&D
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D
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D
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Not trolling.

It's fucking infuriating because Stannis would NEVER do this shit.  It's like Selyse and Stannis swapped scripts, because Stannis was just watching Shireen burn stone-faced while Selyse was bawling her eyes out (despite being ALL FOR THIS THING.)


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Man people in that world fucking suck


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Episode was a bit underwhelming

The finale better be a good damn episode


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Fuck TV Stannis.


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I wonder what GRRM would say if he was allowed to talk shit about the show.


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Man people in that world fucking suck
Yes, yes they do. Westeros is one of the only fantasy lands I don't want to live in.


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Episode was a bit underwhelming

The finale better be a good damn episode

Compared to Hardhome?  Yes, the episode was really, really underwhelming.

If they really did want that "shock" that comes with every episode 9, then here's how I would have done it:

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Have Stannis and his army battle the winter conditions throughout the episode.  There's starving men, they're dying in the cold, etc.  Mel tells him to burn Shireen so they can make it to Winterfell, but he refuses.  Have Stannis be conflicted about the idea.  He WANTS the Throne, but he doesn't want to sacrifice his daughter.

Then at the end, Selyse and Mel go behind his back to burn Shireen.  Cut to credits as soon as Stannis comes across the burning.


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I wonder what GRRM would say if he was allowed to talk shit about the show.
the hamgalaxy is probably too engrossed with food and scatological fetishes to actually care


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Episode was a bit underwhelming

The finale better be a good damn episode

Compared to Hardhome?  Yes, the episode was really, really underwhelming.

If they really did want that "shock" that comes with every episode 9, then here's how I would have done it:

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Have Stannis and his army battle the winter conditions throughout the episode.  There's starving men, they're dying in the cold, etc.  Mel tells him to burn Shireen so they can make it to Winterfell, but he refuses.  Have Stannis be conflicted about the idea.  He WANTS the Throne, but he doesn't want to sacrifice his daughter.

Then at the end, Selyse and Mel go behind his back to burn Shireen.  Cut to credits as soon as Stannis comes across the burning.
I thought Mel was gonna burn her and Stannis would then send her to the Wall as punishment, then she would be there
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to save Jon


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I wonder what GRRM would say if he was allowed to talk shit about the show.
In the behind the scenes they say GRRM planned it this way.


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Episode was a bit underwhelming


You are out of your goddamn mind. We got the death of a recurring character, an incredible fight scene, and a huge advancement in Dany's story.


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Episode was a bit underwhelming


You are out of your goddamn mind. We got the death of a recurring character, an incredible fight scene, and a huge advancement in Dany's story.
The fight scene was pretty poorly choreographed


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So why the fuck did Selyse suddenly begin to give a fuck about the daughter she practically disowned for 3 seasons?


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Episode was a bit underwhelming


You are out of your goddamn mind. We got the death of a recurring character, an incredible fight scene, and a huge advancement in Dany's story.
The fight scene was pretty poorly choreographed

And the CGI was terrible but the episode was still amazing. And the finale is definitely going to be the Battle of Winterfell, so you can bet on that being awesome, too.


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Episode was a bit underwhelming


You are out of your goddamn mind. We got the death of a recurring character, an incredible fight scene, and a huge advancement in Dany's story.
The fight scene was pretty poorly choreographed

And the CGI was terrible but it was still amazing.


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In the behind the scenes they say GRRM planned it this way.
I don't believe them. Not joking, I really don't.


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In the behind the scenes they say GRRM planned it this way.
I don't believe them. Not joking, I really don't.
It's going to happen in TWOW


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In the behind the scenes they say GRRM planned it this way.
I don't believe them. Not joking, I really don't.
It's going to happen in TWOW
No it won't.


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In the behind the scenes they say GRRM planned it this way.
I don't believe them. Not joking, I really don't.
It's going to happen in TWOW
No it won't.
It will


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So why the fuck did Selyse suddenly begin to give a fuck about the daughter she practically disowned for 3 seasons?

Because DRAMA.

Book Stannis would beat the living shit out of Show Stannis if he found out what happpened.

Episode was a bit underwhelming


You are out of your goddamn mind. We got the death of a recurring character, an incredible fight scene, and a huge advancement in Dany's story.
The fight scene was pretty poorly choreographed

And the CGI was terrible but the episode was still amazing. And the finale is definitely going to be the Battle of Winterfell, so you can bet on that being awesome, too.

Given the show's budget, here's how the "Battle" of Winterfell will go:

>Stannis gives rallying speech to his soldiers

>They charge Winterfell

>Couple scenes of Dany or Arya

>Next scene shows Stannis' banner flying over Winterfell.


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