Give me your resume and I might hire you

The Hån · September 01, 2014, 01:34:32 PM

double post

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2014, 01:45:15 PM

Name: Ryle Cytarai.
Address: Florida. All of it.
Gender: Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier that identifies as a pansexual.
Ethnicity: Fennec Fox
Education: Lots of Computer Classes. Possibly a 1337 hacker.
Work Experience: Made 20s suckin' dicks; Worked on aircraft and cars (true facts); Worked at Adidas
References (At least 3): That one dude on the subway; My three dogs; A few airplanes

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:46:36 PM

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Sprungli · September 01, 2014, 01:47:32 PM

Name: Ryan
Address: Britbongistan
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Anglo-Irish/Italian
Education: Top 1% in the country, Secondary
Work Experience: Footy?
References (At least 3): R2-D2, Lucifer, Ma niqa in da hud

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2014, 01:48:16 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:46:36 PM

Hired as my personal lover.

What's this gonna pay like, boss?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:49:03 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:49:39 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2014, 01:50:12 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:49:03 PM

However you want it to bby

I would like 15 an hour.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:50:43 PM

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Sprungli · September 01, 2014, 01:52:07 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:49:39 PM

Hired to behead all Muslim scum that is presented before you.

Where is my lightsaber?

Juuzou · September 01, 2014, 01:53:56 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:56:41 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 01, 2014, 01:57:15 PM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 01, 2014, 02:02:12 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 01, 2014, 01:50:43 PM

15 shekels an hour goyim?

yes jewlord

Juuzou · September 01, 2014, 02:05:46 PM

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