Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military

Incan · March 17, 2015, 05:33:27 AM

I can't write down my name properly, let alone use a gun.

Tyger · March 17, 2015, 06:07:37 AM

Quote from: Blazed | Anti-Shitposter on March 17, 2015, 04:14:56 AM

I'm my dad's only son. Get Rekt draft.

www.snopes.com/military/onlyson.asp

Lol get drafted bitch

DAS B00T x2 · March 17, 2015, 06:54:41 AM

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 02:03:35 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 17, 2015, 01:21:06 AM
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.

That hasn't been barring for like, decades, man.

Rinev · March 17, 2015, 08:01:11 AM

I'm Obama's daughter.

UnwornUniform · March 17, 2015, 08:03:09 AM

Because I don't want to die. Plus war is fucking stupid.

Yu · March 17, 2015, 08:11:06 AM

Asthma .

🍁 Aria 🔮 · March 17, 2015, 08:14:56 AM

I don't wanna

Also family/medical history of serious illness.

Ásgeirr · March 17, 2015, 08:49:08 AM

I wish i had a reason...

True Turquoise · March 17, 2015, 09:07:45 AM

Because....

I'm... uh..... I... I'M SPECIAL

RomanGladiator · March 17, 2015, 09:21:23 AM

I actually have a valid excuse, I have ulcerative colitis and IBS and have to be on medication everyday. Plus when I get sick I shit out blood. Looks like I can never be drafted

Statefarm · March 17, 2015, 09:23:57 AM

History of Asthma but I doubt that would get me out of the draft.

Mat Cauthon · March 17, 2015, 09:29:00 AM

Bad eyesight maybe?
Dunno.

Oh · March 17, 2015, 09:31:05 AM

doubt there is a reason

although I do maths at uni, so I imagine there would be much better uses for than just going to die

Azure · March 17, 2015, 09:35:27 AM

I'm a sadist, I'll be too good.

I'm already enjoying my life right now, I've never thought about the army. Too busy looking after somebody who just breaks anyway.

ಠ_ಠ · March 17, 2015, 10:06:41 AM

The military originally denied me for my scoliosis. I was pretty pissed about that.
However now that I'm "out", I'm outright banned from the military.

So even though I would join the military, I can't because they don't like me.

Jester · March 17, 2015, 10:37:13 AM

I don't want to die in a Desert for a retarded cause?

DAS B00T x2 · March 17, 2015, 10:52:51 AM

Have you guys never even seen a veteran since you all seem to think military service involves you dying?

True Turquoise · March 17, 2015, 10:53:38 AM

Quote from: saⱭ tooᗺ 2x on March 17, 2015, 10:52:51 AM

Have you guys never even seen a veteran since you all seem to think military service involves you dying?

Get a load of this fag

Girl of Mystery · March 17, 2015, 11:00:45 AM

Awful eyesight.
As in everything that isn't close to me is blurry as fuck.

Mad Max · March 17, 2015, 11:08:05 AM

Quote from: Blazed | Anti-Shitposter on March 17, 2015, 04:14:56 AM

I'm my dad's only son. Get Rekt draft.

Is that still a thing?

w/e · March 17, 2015, 11:15:35 AM

No reason at all, but I wouldn't be a mindless drone for one reason: I ask too many questions.

If the important questions would be ignored I'd try to figure them out, but if I can't, then I wouldn't act.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · March 17, 2015, 11:21:02 AM

Reasons.

Genghis Khan · March 17, 2015, 11:23:05 AM

I don't want to defend the EU.

Luciana · March 17, 2015, 11:25:39 AM

I wanted to join the Navy but they wouldn't let me because "medical raisins" (asthma) and they don't want a lawsuit on their hands if I collapsed or something. Apparently what held me back was a doctor visit like in 1007 (I don't even remember) for it.

But no no, it's fine. It's not like I run a few marathons here or there and have grown out of it. Nope. Fuck you, military.

Luciana · March 17, 2015, 11:26:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on March 17, 2015, 12:50:32 AM

I can, but I guarantee you, I'd die the first time I see actual combat.

there are 100's of jobs that don't involve you seeing combat.

Luciana · March 17, 2015, 11:27:33 AM

Quote from: Blackbox Rob on March 17, 2015, 02:03:35 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on March 17, 2015, 01:21:06 AM
i refuse to lay down my life for bureaucrats and rich assholes who dont care about me, the things i believe in, or my way of life.
Also - flat footed.

I know what this is from.

PSU · March 17, 2015, 11:28:13 AM

No reason at all. I've actually looked into joining the Air Force reserves. Might do it.

Luciana · March 17, 2015, 11:33:38 AM

It amazes me how much people ITT think military = front line dying.

Ushan · March 17, 2015, 11:33:40 AM

Quote from: Luciana on March 17, 2015, 11:26:17 AM

Quote from: Ushan on March 17, 2015, 12:50:32 AM
I can, but I guarantee you, I'd die the first time I see actual combat.
there are 100's of jobs that don't involve you seeing combat.

I'd find a way to get myself killed.

True Turquoise · March 17, 2015, 11:37:33 AM

Quote from: Luciana on March 17, 2015, 11:33:38 AM

It amazes me how much people ITT think military = front line dying.

I'm too young still =D

...I think