Food advice thread

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:32:36 AM

Spice up any meal by tossing a bag of brown recluse spiders up in the air at a ceiling fan.

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:33:15 AM

For a cool breakfast treat, eat a giant bowl of ice cream while you stare at your gun and your pile of overdue bills.

N/A · September 10, 2015, 10:33:34 AM

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Flaarg · September 10, 2015, 10:33:38 AM

Try putting it in your mouth.

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clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:33:47 AM

Extra-special tip if you’re cooking with quinoa: Set your house on fire. Yes, the whole thing. Trust me.

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:34:37 AM

Cool things to put ketchup on: French fries, cereal, coffee, spiders, a child’s shoes outside a bouncy castle, the inside of your own coffin

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:36:35 AM

Wanna spice up family meal night? Spike your husband's milk with antifreeze so you and the kids can take an impromptu trip to the hospital!

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 10:39:41 AM

A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 10, 2015, 11:16:08 AM

for an extra protein boost, try cumming in your salad dressing

Yu · September 10, 2015, 12:14:18 PM

Quote from: Ascended Souls on September 10, 2015, 10:39:41 AM

A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.

I rather eat it at a 45 degree angle.

clum clum · September 10, 2015, 12:14:59 PM

Quote from: Yu on September 10, 2015, 12:14:18 PM

Quote from: Ascended Souls on September 10, 2015, 10:39:41 AM
A new twist on an old favourite; eating a hamburger vertically instead of horizontally.
I rather eat it at a 45 degree angle.

I'd rather eat it at a 360 degree angle, but that's just me.

Zonda · September 10, 2015, 12:28:45 PM

Presentation is important with guests :^)

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Dogruk · September 10, 2015, 02:15:10 PM

Potato in sheep stomach good.

Word Wizard · September 10, 2015, 03:34:47 PM

For some extra zest, milk your dad's prostate with your teeth and drizzle it over your meal.