The Penguins in Antarctica have become militant and are heading our way. We don't stand a chance if we don't get ready.

Here's some links that'll come in handy when the penguins attack:

https://www.coursera.org/learn/philosophy/home/info

http://liontamersguide.blogspot.com/

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Expert-Nerf-Shooter

https://www.trails.com/how_6216_decorate-own-drawstring-backpacks.html

penguins were invented by the mongols to keep civlized people submisive

The downfall of this world lies within Antarctica. Who knew