non virgins get in here

start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisoners

But...I'm straight.,

Then fu k dudes that look like chicks. You're on the west coast. They're everywhere over there.

Seattle to boot.
I'm in a nice city a little out of Seattle. But, if I was at Capitol Hill, I would see that daily. But out here I hardly ever see that.

start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisoners

But...I'm straight.,

Then fu k dudes that look like chicks. You're on the west coast. They're everywhere over there.

No fuckin kidding

I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M IN YOUR BASE KILLING YOUR DUDES

Well you can come over here on a mission trip and shag me~

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start fuckin' dudes like sailors and prisoners

But...I'm straight.,

Then fu k dudes that look like chicks. You're on the west coast. They're everywhere over there.

Seattle to boot.
I'm in a nice city a little out of Seattle. But, if I was at Capitol Hill, I would see that daily. But out here I hardly ever see that.

maybe theyre so good you cant tell

Don't care if I'm a virgin. Here's my two cents on the matter.

Fap.

Or distract yourself with a new hobby.

Just masturbate.

So I can't actually do that either...still a sin...
I do it, but I've been trying to stop for awhile. I was a sex addict and such. I'm working on breaking the addiction. Been rough though. I went from 3 times a day to once every couple weeks or so.

Ohhhhhhh.

Okay, see this is why I have a problem with religion. You can't masturbate because hurr durr god hates you for it. That really bothers me.

I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm imposing on your beliefs, but not being allowed to fap at all is fucking dangerous.

Good luck to you. Thank goodness I'm an atheist.

Stop being such a bitch

You're such an ass

Shut up, virgin.

I don't get religion that force you to sacrifice your balls like that.

>expecting religion to ever make sense

I know religion is blind, but still why do we get locked into antiquated rules that may physically harm you and your future children? >.>

Well, on paper, eternal pleasure in Heaven sounds pretty damn worth not jacking off for 80 years.

That does not sound worth it if you have to get your balls chopped off and go through the physical and mental pain of going through that.

Over immortality in perfection? Shit, if Heaven was real, it'd be hard to find anything not worth suffering through for it.

So, according to our doctrine, everyone will have a perfect immortal body, because of the resurrection.
Even if you 'go to hell' so to speak, you'll still get the perfect body.

Why the hell would you want to live forever in the next life anyway? That sounds like torture. If I don't die by some horrible accident or early age, and die relatively old, I'd want to actually stay dead. I'd be tired of life.

Heck I already am.

Stop being such a bitch

bahaha! What does this even mean.
Don't act so salty.

Go gay

>mormons

Don't care if I'm a virgin. Here's my two cents on the matter.

Fap.

Or distract yourself with a new hobby.

But he wants to fuck broads.

How is jerking off or finding a hobby going to help him do that?

Just rub it on something. It's not masturbation if you don't touch it yourself.

It's not masturbation if it's a prostate orgasm.

Don't care if I'm a virgin. Here's my two cents on the matter.

Fap.

Or distract yourself with a new hobby.

But he wants to fuck broads.

How is jerking off or finding a hobby going to help him do that?

.................

It's not masturbation if it's a prostate orgasm.

Technically if it's not another person's dick...

Don't care if I'm a virgin. Here's my two cents on the matter.

Fap.

Or distract yourself with a new hobby.

But he wants to fuck broads.

How is jerking off or finding a hobby going to help him do that?

.................

I'm just saying, isn't that the point of the thread?

Don't care if I'm a virgin. Here's my two cents on the matter.

Fap.

Or distract yourself with a new hobby.

But he wants to fuck broads.

How is jerking off or finding a hobby going to help him do that?

.................

I'm just saying, isn't that the point of the thread?

Your face is the point of this thread.

Deci
Just stop

Deci
Just stop

Downvoted into oblivion?

Go to a country where marriages are prearranged and bang your wife every night