Game of Thrones Finale

big dog · May 12, 2019, 07:29:39 AM

so the penultimate episode is tonight and it's pretty clear D&D have abandoned any sense of logic or plot coherency so really anything could happen but what are people's expectations for the final two episodes

having seen the leaks I can promise we're all in for a treat

Jive Turkey · May 12, 2019, 01:05:39 PM

Man last episode I skipped ahead on a lot of scenes & I can’t remember ever really doing that for any other episodes. Forgot it was even going to air today lol no anticipation anymore

Elai · May 12, 2019, 01:09:43 PM

Not actually a spoiler, just a funny hypothesis on how things will end

Based on DnDs writing, Here is my theory on how the show series will end.

Arya gets captured by Cersei somehow (because the plot demands it). When Jon enters the red keep to demand Cersei stands down to end the war, he starts pleading for his sister’s life, even agreeing to bend the knee if she lets her live. Cersei thinks about it for a second and then orders Arya to be killed.

Right before Arya dies, her and Jon will share a heartfelt glance as she whispers “stick them with the pointy end” and winks. The mountain chops her head off. That’s when Jon charges the mountain while screaming. They fight for a while as Cersei is smirking in the corner. It looks as if Jon is loosing when Sandor M’er Effing Clegane COMES OUT OF NOWHERE just going all out on the mountain!!! At this point Cersei starts being a little worried because the are GOING AT IT and HOLLY SHIT it looks like the mountain has met his match. Jon takes this opportunity to charge Euron, who walked in to see what the commotion was. They fight for a while but Jon overpowers him and sticks his sword in his belly and says “Good day to sleep with the Krakens” as he watches the life drain from Euron’s eyes. Cersei is scarred at this point and flees from the room.

The mountain finally overpowers the Hound, and right as it seems like all hope is lost, Sandor finds some extra energy and gives a final mighty swing of his sword, lobbing Gregor’s head CLEAN OFF. Right before the mountain falls he says “Always make sure to put down a rabid dog”. Then Sandor Collapses himself from his injuries. Sansa, who just walked in for whatever reason, sees him and runs up to him asking “What happened??? Gregor...is he...Dead?” The Hound says “That’s just the way the umm...Mountain crumbles”. Then he passes out.

The surviving Stark go to find Cersei (Bran is being pushed). They walk (roll) around the castle until they finally find her in a room with Jamie. They assume that Jamie has turned against them so Jon gets ready to fight. But he turns to a weeping Cersei and says “the things we do for love” before stabbing her in the back.

Tormund walks in. Everyone is is like “Tormund, how did you get down here so fast?” That’s when Tormund pulls his face off and it’s actually Arya. They all laugh.

big dog · May 12, 2019, 09:53:18 PM

What an absolute steaming pile of dogshit

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big dog · May 13, 2019, 04:29:56 AM

GREY WORM IS THE FINAL BOSS OF GAME OF THRONES

OH NO NO NO

A Cheese Potato · May 13, 2019, 05:30:17 AM

but guys she has a gentle heart

Mordo · May 13, 2019, 01:07:30 PM

>tfw viserys won the coin flip, not Dany
>tfw based Bobby B was right about targ fucking shits all along
>tfw Jamie's character arc is to end up getting btfo by a horny pirate and trampled by a handful of rocks.

Friendship ended with GoT, now Kinobyl is my best friend.

Mordo · May 13, 2019, 01:11:47 PM

B-BUT AT LEAST WE GOT DRAGON HITLER AND C-CLEGANEBOWL

FTW GUYS R-RIGHT EPIC PWNAGE

Fuck this deviant art tier fan fiction.

big dog · May 13, 2019, 01:30:00 PM

Euron's character arc is unironically the most complete and satisfying arc in this whole show.

Verbatim · May 13, 2019, 01:37:15 PM

seems like a good time to not be a GoT fan

Mmmmm Napalm · May 14, 2019, 02:52:00 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on May 13, 2019, 01:37:15 PM

seems like a good time to not be a GoT fan

yeah, everyone I know who likes it has just been complaining about how much these episodes suck

big dog · May 19, 2019, 06:56:28 PM

it's nearly time lads

let's get this over with

big dog · May 19, 2019, 07:30:13 PM

Personally I really enjoyed the character of "Euron" in this television show. His character motivation was "I want to fuck the queen" and his character arc was fucking the queen, this is referenced subtly in his final conversation with Jaime when he mentions that he fucked the queen. This is also why his final confrontation had to be with Jaime, the other guy who fucked the queen.

big dog · May 19, 2019, 09:35:51 PM

Christ that was terrible

maverick · May 20, 2019, 07:54:59 AM

I almost wish there were more episodes this season.

It was pretty entertaining watching everyone on my timeline slowly turn on the show week-by-week.

A Cheese Potato · May 20, 2019, 08:11:01 AM

so why did they ruin prince Doran if they were gonna kill off the sand snakes and then invent a new dornish prince that is also a supporter of daenerys like Doran is supposed to be

big dog · May 20, 2019, 09:28:58 AM

fucking told you guys grey worm was the final boss

Desty · May 20, 2019, 11:01:01 AM

Can't believe Bran became game of thrones. It should've been Radmure, but THAT BITCH SHANSA STOLE IT FROM HIM

Mordo · May 20, 2019, 03:08:22 PM

Daily reminder that Chernobyl is the kino show of 2019 and you should all be spending time watching it instead of discussing this utter tripe that just disgraced our TV screens.

Mordo · May 20, 2019, 03:15:18 PM

Gotta say, this was like someone stabbing your balls and watching them deflate for an hour and ten minutes.

big dog · May 20, 2019, 03:20:13 PM

Truly, this has been a Game of Thrones™.

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Desty · May 20, 2019, 04:53:37 PM

Quote from: Mordo on May 20, 2019, 03:08:22 PM

Daily reminder that Chernobyl is the kino show of 2019 and you should all be spending time watching it instead of discussing this utter tripe that just disgraced our TV screens.

You mean Barry, right?
oh shit Chernobyl looks pretty cool too

Zonda · May 21, 2019, 06:22:40 AM

Could you imagine if it was an anime produced by toei and we had to sit through season 8 for 2 years instead of 6 episodes

big dog · May 21, 2019, 09:08:41 AM

Mordo · May 21, 2019, 11:21:55 AM

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/game-thrones-star-sophie-turner-hits-disrespectful-remake-petition-2490696
Okay, a petition is turbo autism but to suggest that fan criticism and disappointment equates to disrespect is a tad melodramatic.

Desty · May 22, 2019, 05:11:13 PM

Quote from: Mordo on May 21, 2019, 11:21:55 AM

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/game-thrones-star-sophie-turner-hits-disrespectful-remake-petition-2490696
Okay, a petition is turbo autism but to suggest that fan criticism and disappointment equates to disrespect is a tad melodramatic.

Nah, just stupidity/being naive
“So Daenerys becoming something of the Mad Queen – it shouldn’t be such a negative thing for fans. It’s a shock for sure, but I think it’s just because it hasn’t gone their way.”
She doesn't know what she's talking about. She's either playing stupid or saying stupid shit so she doesn't have to deal with shit from dumb and dumber.