your children sound sexually active

your children sound sexually active

It's not herpes. But it looks like that. 99% of adults are immune. If I'm in that 1% it's gonna look like I've been barebacking Tijuana hookers.

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

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Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

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Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

You know what the worst part is, guys?

It makes you a fucking hypochondriac. You get an itch near your mouth and you go running to the mirror to make sure you aren't getting the blisters.

There are several things left out of the "Hey, be a daddy" brochure. One are these weird viruses kids get. Another is that even infants get boners.

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN SHIT OF HIS BALLS IF HE'S BLASTING WOOD? Answer me that Batman.

But anyways... Having kids is a trip

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Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I luve in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 25, 2016, 08:36:21 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I live in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

Tbh I don't think I want to really be their friend. I just want to stay out of that kind of shit.

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 25, 2016, 08:36:21 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I live in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

Tbh I don't think I want to really be their friend. I just want to stay out of that kind of shit.

It's not all that bad when you are considered La Familia. They tend to listen and they'll move heaven and earth to take care of you. You get asked questions on how to do shit, and they tell you how to do stuff you wouldn't learn.

I learned how to do a bunch of shit when I just explained how to do taxes. Enrique got fucked year after year. I helped and now he'd stab someone if they looked at my kid sideways. Plus, I learned about how to do proper framing.

I dunno man. Be careful. Most people on this earth, especially if they're in a gang are likely to stab you in the back later on at some point.



Don't think you can be anything like William Foster and handle guys like these. These people if they find reason will not only rob you, but they'll fucking kill you.

But hey, I have severe trust issues with most people, but people like these, chances are I'll be dead before I can make my escape.

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Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 26, 2016, 12:30:15 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on March 26, 2016, 12:28:38 AM

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Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:36:52 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on March 25, 2016, 08:36:21 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T 2016 on March 25, 2016, 08:35:06 PM

See now, everyone, this is what happens when you marry a Jew.

Actually... They did catch it from a Jewish kid at the JCC my oldest attends for preschool

SEE? I FUCKING KNEW IT! IT'S THE KIKES! IT'S ALWAYS THE KIKES!

Das IRL

I'm happy I brought back this awesome movie

I'm happy that you reminded me that I own this movie.

I know right? It was on the other night. It adequately shows what's wrong.

Dude, the fucking Mexicans in that movie. The gangsters.... I wish that was just a stereotype. People like that actually exist in LA. They're subhuman.

I know this because I've been to LA before.

I live in San Diego. Vatos are real. Their cool as fuck when they get to know you. But God help you if they don't know you.

Tbh I don't think I want to really be their friend. I just want to stay out of that kind of shit.

It's not all that bad when you are considered La Familia. They tend to listen and they'll move heaven and earth to take care of you. You get asked questions on how to do shit, and they tell you how to do stuff you wouldn't learn.

I learned how to do a bunch of shit when I just explained how to do taxes. Enrique got fucked year after year. I helped and now he'd stab someone if they looked at my kid sideways. Plus, I learned about how to do proper framing.

I dunno man. Be careful. Most people on this earth, especially if they're in a gang are likely to stab you in the back later on at some point.



Don't think you can be anything like William Foster and handle guys like these. These people if they find reason will not only rob you, but they'll fucking kill you.

But hey, I have severe trust issues with most people, but people like these, chances are I'll be dead before I can make my escape.

With poor Mexican vatos? Like I said, when you're La Familia? They'll move heaven and earth to make sure you're cool. Just do not, under ANY circumstances, fuck them over.

Honestly I wouldn't want to fuck with them to begin with. I don't want any trouble.

All you gotta be is cool. Don't judge and you're cool.

Thanks for the tip.

What STD did you give them?