When you're a guy it's like your body is this rock. This hard, defensive shell that's designed to reflect shit and bounce that shit right back at the mofo

and that's cool

and that serves a purpose


But when you're a girl, your body is like a sponge. It just absorbs everything it touches and stores it and brings everything in, not out. So I've noticed that like, alcohol (which I'm drinking tonight, first night in about four months) affects me in a way, not so much as a "it's been four months, your tolerance is lower" way - because I've felt that too and that's different - but in a "you are lighter, you are more spongy, you are more soft and foamy and your stomach cannot endure as much of this toxin as it could when you were a guy.

And so on literally one hearty drink of WHITE CLAW  5% alc sparking water I got instantly not just buzzed, but DRUNK?? I'm 6'3" yo. That does not happen to me. But then again I've also been exercising so much more because of my girl Z (I will refer to my partners as Z, B, and Lisa for anonymity. Lisa wont care if I say her real name lmao.) Anyway, Z is the one with money I told you about. I've been getting my ass into super good shape with actual exercises, and DIG THIS: when I was a guy, I could do 10 pushups every day for a week and get pretty much no muscle, and do the pushups no problem. As soon as I'm a girl, I can't even do a single damn push up all of a sudden. But then I get to the point where I can do one. Then I can do two. Then I can do three. So I'm like, three pushups a day. And by the third day, I had enough strength to where I could do ten again. So now I'm doing ten every day.

It's just like, things are harder physically as a girl but also so much swifter and we are easier to adapt and change

anyway sorry for the long rant post - discussion value : how was your day and what did you do?

also here is a picture of Aku

41%

where the mf who asked

your gay

You're not a girl

Over my time spent here I gather that you're this place's local druggie, so I'm half tempted not to take anything seriously coming outta you. But the commentary on alcohol was at least interesting, since I actually know very little about alcohol even though I waste my life working at a sobeys liquor store. My day was shit. I worked my two jobs and came home and went to sleep.