Fucking hell, I just bought the best lighter ever

More Than Mortal · April 04, 2015, 12:45:39 PM

beastly af

Deesbee · April 04, 2015, 12:47:43 PM

Never got why my friends get 50 different lighters, and why they need to be fancy.

Magos Domina · April 04, 2015, 12:49:34 PM

i bet you think youre so hardcore

More Than Mortal · April 04, 2015, 12:49:47 PM

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on April 04, 2015, 12:47:43 PM

Never got why my friends get 50 different lighters, and why they need to be fancy.

i didn't buy this with the knowledge that it might singe my eyebrows

i just bought it and then WHOOOSH

Verbatim · April 04, 2015, 12:50:25 PM

mine has a green flame

Coco · April 04, 2015, 12:51:00 PM

Yup. That's a crack lighter.

Sandtrap · April 04, 2015, 12:51:18 PM

Your house arrangement unsettles me.

Why in the fuck is there a door right next to your furniture? Why've you got all this crap right next to a structural weakness that is capable of letting snow or rain or other shit in?

A home invader could smash your door down and practically take one step over to you in that couch/chair thing.

Of course, alternatively your loving daughter who've you've got a rather unsettling relationship with just jump on your lap after school after walking in the door.

But still.

The Lord Ruler · April 04, 2015, 01:11:06 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 04, 2015, 12:50:25 PM

mine has a green flame

I used to have one that had a green flame but I some how lost it

It was cool as hell though

Oh · April 04, 2015, 01:14:54 PM

if your front leads straight into the living room, you make me sick

Turkey · April 04, 2015, 01:15:21 PM

Enjoy your crack, OP.

DAS B00T x2 · April 04, 2015, 01:18:32 PM

Oh! I've got one of those somewhere...

Dan · April 04, 2015, 01:19:37 PM

The decorations remind me of my grandma's nursing home.

Girl of Mystery · April 04, 2015, 01:27:59 PM

lol you live in a terraced house

OhMeOhMy · April 04, 2015, 01:38:14 PM

I've got a few like this (some single flame, some multi). I personally prefer a hotter and more focused flame than just a large plume of butane.

Each to their own though. That one of yours isn't refillable, is it?

Mr. Psychologist · April 04, 2015, 01:40:56 PM

Meta... I have to ask.

Why isn't the Queen's portrait on the wall by the door?
You might want to rectify that before the inspectors come knocking.

April 04, 2015, 01:45:22 PM

On the front of a good number of disposable lighters, there's a little switch you can use to control the intensity of the flame. Perhaps that little switch was pressed towards the wrong end.

More Than Mortal · April 04, 2015, 01:46:02 PM

Quote from: OhMeOhMy on April 04, 2015, 01:38:14 PM

That one of yours isn't refillable, is it?

No, I've been buying new lighters every few packets of cigarettes for a while now. So I've just ordered a zippo off Amazon to save in the long-term cost of facilitating lung cancer >.>

More Than Mortal · April 04, 2015, 01:46:43 PM

Quote from: Vien 'Vargun on April 04, 2015, 01:45:22 PM

On the front of a good number of disposable lighters, there's a little switch you can use to control the intensity of the flame. Perhaps that little switch was pressed towards the wrong end.

Size of the flame doesn't change when you move the switch.

I've never seen a lighter with a flame that big while it's on max, anyway.

Elegiac · April 04, 2015, 01:52:35 PM

and your hand is gay as well

OhMeOhMy · April 04, 2015, 01:54:50 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 04, 2015, 01:52:35 PM

and your hand is gay as well

I know that mine is. It won't leave me alone and constantly touches me in personal and private places.

It's a complicated relationship. It does so many other things for me, so I just put up with the abuse. I don't know if I can ever leave it.

Azumarill · April 04, 2015, 01:58:30 PM

Quote from: OhMeOhMy on April 04, 2015, 01:38:14 PM

I've got a few like this (some single flame, some multi). I personally prefer a hotter and more focused flame than just a large plume of butane.

Each to their own though. That one of yours isn't refillable, is it?

whoah there spaceman whered you get that

gats · April 04, 2015, 01:58:33 PM

cracking mate, have one on us yeah.

OhMeOhMy · April 04, 2015, 02:10:59 PM

Quote from: Azumarill on April 04, 2015, 01:58:30 PM

Quote from: OhMeOhMy on April 04, 2015, 01:38:14 PM
I've got a few like this (some single flame, some multi). I personally prefer a hotter and more focused flame than just a large plume of butane.

Each to their own though. That one of yours isn't refillable, is it?

whoah there spaceman whered you get that

Cigar lighter. They're also good for other uses where you need a hot and concentrated flame but a blowtorch or propane torch is overkill and you want something you can keep in your pocket. Annealing wires, brûlée-ing, charring veggies, lighting something damp or with a high ignition point, etc..

Plus, they are VERY wind-resistant.

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