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Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)

 
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Not ded. I had some bad food and puked it all up. All that blood came from my throat however. Had a sore throat since yesterday.

Who knew stomach acid was good for a sore throat?

Yogurt's going to be mah nigga for a few weeks now. Very god damn hard to speak.
Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 08:32:41 AM by Sandtrap

 
 
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Jesus .-.

What on earth might have caused that?
I think Lady Luck must just outright hate you at this point... good luck at the hospital :l

 
 
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I tried fucking myself sideways.

 
 
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Stay alive man. :(

 
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Quote from: Gasai Yuno on September 25, 2014, 01:08:17 AM
I tried fucking myself sideways.
Me too. Its hard.
Damn man. At this point Im really scared for you. Keep us updated.

 
 
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Quote from: Erives on September 25, 2014, 01:26:06 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on September 25, 2014, 01:08:17 AM
I tried fucking myself sideways.
Me too. Its hard.
Damn man. At this point Im really scared for you. Keep us updated.
instructions not clear, I fucked myself straight

hang in there dude

 
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Get better soon, that's pretty bad man.

 
 
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Hopefully you'll be just fine, and may just be something like a stomach virus, and not something more major.

 
 
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Stay alive dammit!
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Quote from: Flee on September 25, 2014, 07:27:09 AM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 25, 2014, 07:23:51 AM
Don't worry, it's just Lupus.
It's never Lupus. Except for the one time that it was.
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This is going to be my source of power for the next few weeks.

 
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Thank jeebus you're alright... I've funnily enough had a similar issue, the acid in my stomach is actually more volatile than normal. When I'm sick, unless I have enough milk to quell the acid, throwing up causes me to cough up blood.

 
 
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Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 25, 2014, 08:37:01 AM
Thank jeebus you're alright... I've funnily enough had a similar issue, the acid in my stomach is actually more volatile than normal. When I'm sick, unless I have enough milk to quell the acid, throwing up causes me to cough up blood.

Cause who the fuck needs to speak right? Speaking with vocals is so last century.

But fucking really, this hurts like shit. I can't even breathe nicely.

Now I have to wonder who gave me this fucking cold in the first place.
Last Edit: September 25, 2014, 08:41:08 AM by Sandtrap

 
 
 
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Well shit, good to know it's nothing too horrible. I can't imagine it's a lot of fun though :l

 
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Quote from: Sandtrap on September 25, 2014, 08:40:41 AM

Cause who the fuck needs to speak right? Speaking with vocals is so last century.

But fucking really, this hurts like shit. I can't even breathe nicely.

Now I have to wonder who gave me this fucking cold in the first place.
.... well at least you can still type! Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*

 
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Quote from: Mega Sceptile on September 25, 2014, 09:49:42 AM
Quote from: Sandtrap on September 25, 2014, 08:40:41 AM

Cause who the fuck needs to speak right? Speaking with vocals is so last century.

But fucking really, this hurts like shit. I can't even breathe nicely.

Now I have to wonder who gave me this fucking cold in the first place.
.... well at least you can still type! Always look on the bright side of life! *Whistles*

So long as I have my mind, and at least two functioning fingers, I'll be okay. Gonna make mah nigga breakfast consisting of yogurt now. Yogurt for best waifu 2014.

 
 
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Although, I realize something. I'm not quite out of the clear yet. I have a cold, and my throat is damaged, enough to bleed. That could become infected, and this cold could turn into a respetory infection. And that would be bad for my already shitty lungs.

 
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Good. You're alive.  :)

 
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You want me to fck you sideways, but you have yet to specify the particular orifice from which you would like my service

 
 
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Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 12:07:58 PM
Good. You're alive.  :)

That depends on whether or not I get a respitory infection. But, for the time being, for all intents and purposes, I'm still knockin' around.

 
 
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Quote from: SmellyWontonNoodles on September 25, 2014, 12:09:53 PM
You want me to fck you sideways, but you have yet to specify the particular orifice from which you would like my service


 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.

Yay! You're ok.

 
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Quote from: Sandtrap on September 25, 2014, 12:10:49 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 25, 2014, 12:07:58 PM
Good. You're alive.  :)

That depends on whether or not I get a respitory infection. But, for the time being, for all intents and purposes, I'm still knockin' around.

Damn. Hopefully that will never have to happen and you'll be okay from here on out.

 
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