fuck lucid dreams

 
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i just had this lucid-ass dream where i found some delicious-looking brownies on my kitchen table
they looked so fucking good--i never get to have brownies

but i was like, "i gotta do homework first"

so i was doing my homework, and it took so long, i woke up before i got to eat ONE fucking brownie

and i'm just like, FUCK

why do people try so fucking hard to have lucid dreams??

they're nothing but false hopes and broken promises


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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why would you do your homework if you knew you were in a dream...?


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Why wouldn't you fuck a bitch in your lucid dream?


 
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why would you do your homework if you knew you were in a dream...?
i didn't--that's how lucid dreams work

well, i guess not, but

i knew i had homework to do, so that's what i did--that's what i wanted to do
that's the best way i can explain it
Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 09:32:43 PM by Verbatim


 
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My lucid dreams have gone much different than your description then >.>


 
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Why wouldn't you fuck a bitch in your lucid dream?
because i wouldn't actually be fucking a bitch--that's my point

dreams suck because they're not real


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
why would you do your homework if you knew you were in a dream...?
i didn't--that's how lucid dreams work

No...that's the opposite

Lucid dreams are when you know you are in a dream, and you are self aware of your surroundings. This lets you "take control" of your dream.


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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
I think i had one, but im not sure


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i had a lucid dream one time that i had trouble waking up from, yet i had my eyes open while i was awake

i think it may have been sleep paralysis


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Why wouldn't you fuck a bitch in your lucid dream?
because i wouldn't actually be fucking a bitch--that's my point

dreams suck because they're not real
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Lucid dreams are when you know you are in a dream, and you are self aware of your surroundings. This lets you "take control" of your dream.
that's still what it was--i knew it was a dream, but i didn't

idk, it's hard to explain


 
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i think it may have been sleep paralysis
That shit's fun.


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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Lucid dreams are when you know that you're dreaming and can therefore do anything

like fly around or get dominated by a qt 10/10 anime girl


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
Lucid dreams are when you know you are in a dream, and you are self aware of your surroundings. This lets you "take control" of your dream.
that's still what it was--i knew it was a dream, but i didn't

idk, it's hard to explain

It isn't a lucid dream if you were not able to control it. It's like this.

If I was in a dream, and I was on a beach drinking an ice cold lemonade.  I would do a "dream check", which is really just pushing your hands together to see if they go through, and they go through eachother. I know i'm in a dream now, which means whatever I think of will happen.
If I wanted to go on a high speed chase? Yup
Fly? Yup.

However most lucid dreams are extremely short.


 
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It isn't a lucid dream if you were not able to control it.
i was


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
It isn't a lucid dream if you were not able to control it.
i was

If you were able to control it, then you could have gone and grabbed the brownie no issue.


 
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If you were able to control it, then you could have gone and grabbed the brownie no issue.
but i had homework to do

homework takes priority over everything

i was consciously choosing to do the homework first
Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 09:37:45 PM by Verbatim


 
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ohhhh you're that guy.
Even in dreams you abide by the rules...


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I stopped trying to lucid dream because every couple of nights i'd conjure up a threesome and stain the bed.


 
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I stopped trying to lucid dream because every couple of nights i'd conjure up a threesome and stain the bed.
gross

i've never had a wet dream, thank god


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Always the hero in mine


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I stopped trying to lucid dream because every couple of nights i'd conjure up a threesome and stain the bed.
gross

i've never had a wet dream, thank god

me neither up until that point.. it's pretty fucking bad, you're semi conscious when it's happening too.


you should pursue lucid dreaming however, once you gain complete control you become god. it's a trial and error experience.


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I get to pretend I have a use in the world in my lucid dreams


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
If you were able to control it, then you could have gone and grabbed the brownie no issue.
but i had homework to do

homework takes priority over everything

i was consciously choosing to do the homework first

Then how is it the dream's fault that you decided to do homework?


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I once had a dream, where I learned that I was dreaming, woke myself up from it, and then went on, only to find out I was still dreaming again, and then actually woke myself up.


 
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I once had a dream, where I learned that I was dreaming, woke myself up from it, and then went on, only to find out I was still dreaming again, and then actually woke myself up.
That's kind of trippy.


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that's not a lucid dream


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If I were in that dream, I'd just remove the homework out of existence.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
i was consciously choosing to do the homework first

You made the wrong decision, then. Brownies take precedence.


 
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Then how is it the dream's fault that you decided to do homework?
because i didn't choose to have the dream

i'm not saying it's anyone's fault
Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 10:12:53 PM by Verbatim