years later...

Oh

I got scared because of the title

Lets not go there again.

Thats what Im saying

That's what I'm saying

You say fuck kids and have a picture with white stuff in it.

I can finally use this gif.

And to think, I wanna do this seven times.  Once with twins.

Good luck with your miserable child filled life when we are all partying :p

I don't get invited to parties, anyway ._.

Well maybe you shouldn't have kids then.

Kids are the best.

You shouldn't be leaving a child on the couch with dip alone....That one is on the parents.

You shouldn't fuck kids. >.>

Who would leave all that shit in front of a kid that small? That's the parents fault.

I can't really say I can blame them. I mean look at this smug bastard. He's having fun with things. So while some parent might be blowing a gasket over the fact that little chairman mao up there just splattered the food neccessary to keep his little fat ass alive for the day all over the place, and will probably vomit up what you give him later, and make a big, messy unsanitary mess, at least he's having fun.

With what he'll grow up to be and experience, I'd say the fun he's getting at the expense of a sane parent is deserved. Because when he grows up, part of that element of fun will get destroyed, crushed and snuffed out, forever.

I wouldn't be surprised if little chairman mao the 2nd up there grew up to be a little pudgy, and, naturally, that means every asshole kid on the block will give him shit for it. Or who knows, he might grow up to be an asshole fat kid, or a dictator, or a janitor, who knows.

But you know what I can say for sure? People are assholes, and life can hand you some mean down low blows. But the fun he's having there is something he will only ever experience once, before it's taken away from him. It was something both you and I did once, but not anymore. And it's not a level of simple satisfaction and happiness we can ever achieve again because of the weight of the world on our shoulders and what we've seen and experienced of all the ugliness out there.

So, maybe you're right. Maybe you wouldn't make a good parent. Maybe you'd be the very catalyst, the beginning of that trend in asshole people who will snuff this little fat bastards fun away until there's nothing left and he grows up to be as soulless and empty as the people around him. But hey, you're sensible enough not to go ahead and make one of these little fat bastards right? You spare yourself the trouble that comes with raising one, and in so doing, spare an innocent child a life of mediocrity and unhappiness that you may potentially bring him.

So to that I say,

Rock on little fatty Chairman Mao the 2nd. Keep throwing your fucking food around if it makes you happy. Because one day you won't ever achieve that level of happiness again.

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This is true for many cases. If you're going to have a child; be prepared.

I still can't stand children, though.

When you see your own, things change.

Hmm, I dunno. I'm kind of fucked in the head, so I don't have many natural instincts, emotions etc.

It depends on the individual, I guess. But your statement is still true for the majority of people.

I hate children.

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