Fuck it. I'm getting drunk

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Get of my lawn
My fucking wife is cheating on me

I haven't slept in going on 40 hours

My stomach is rekt anyways

Do I go from 3 pints to 4?

Yes. Yes I do.

 
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Charlie don wrry it's gun be k bby

 
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Your love gets me so high
ayy lmao join the club. what're you drinking? i've got my good friend captain Morgan next to me

 
 
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Beer drunk is not best drunk.

 
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Is k mate. *pats on back*
Works every time for me. You may want consider something more than just the 4 pints tho. Or something stronger than what you drink in pints.

 
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Should have shot some whiskey.

 
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Quote from: Vien on September 29, 2014, 10:57:01 PM
Should have shot some whiskey.
Some Gin.

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
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She confessed it herself, right? Has she apologized?

 
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Almost always, with moderation
Rum.

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Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Last Edit: September 29, 2014, 11:01:46 PM by Decimator Omega

 
 
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We probably shouldn't encourage him, even though he's a big boy.

 
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The Rage....
I can't find any liquor I like :(

 
 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Open relationships are the ones that make the most sense.

 
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Go to sleep.

 
 
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Quote from: SecondClass on September 29, 2014, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Open relationships are the ones that make the most sense.
Open relationships don't work for too many people, man. And that isn't just societal conditioning, since the entertainment media encourages promiscuity. In practice it's a lot safer to assume that caring for the needs (not just sex) of one person is a lot more realistic than caring for the needs of several. We have a little more depth to us than your average chimp these days.

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Quote from: SecondClass on September 29, 2014, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Open relationships are the ones that make the most sense.

The way I see it, if you truly love someone, you'd at least be honest with them about it. Once you hide something that you don't want them to know, it's over.

Cheating is just fucking dishonest. At least tell the other person that it isn't working out for fucks sake.
Last Edit: September 29, 2014, 11:31:05 PM by Decimator Omega

 
 
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We knew the world would not be the same.
A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent.
I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad-Gita.
Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty
and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says,
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.."
I suppose we all thought that one way or another.
Quote from: SecondClass on September 29, 2014, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Open relationships are the ones that make the most sense.
I don't believe that.
Everyone is different, and some people really are monogamous.

Also open relationships don't even work out most the time.

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The juice is loose.
Is this for real? You should probably iron things out with your woman. That's intense.

 
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"You are young. I am old. I am dead."
Fuck this week really does suck ass.

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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
I will be the guy to clean up your shit and vomit after you go unconscious BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT BROS DO

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Quote from: SecondClass on September 29, 2014, 11:06:01 PM
Quote from: Decimator Omega on September 29, 2014, 11:01:37 PM
Mrs Charlie cheated on you?

Wow.

Why people? Why the fuck must you cheat?
Humans aren't supposed to be monogamous. Open relationships are the ones that make the most sense.

Now is not the time for that.

 
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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Do what you feel like Charlie just be careful.

 
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Id cheat if my hubby was a blathering alcoholic too

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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
lol