Fuck Hurricane Dorian

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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
It's literally going to hit NOWHERE near central FL yet every store and restaurant in the area has closed shop and abandoned ship. I can't have my usual All-you-can-eat wings Monday at Hooters with my friends because they've closed up for today and tomorrow. Grocery shopping? Lol fuck you we're closed. Out with friends? Get board games and flashlights and hold up in your room preparing for losing power (even though the last two storms hit us straight on and we didn't lose power). Want to do literally anything? Fucking ghost town.

Oh and fuck the obsessed media blowing this shit out of proportion here in FL. We have the toughest building codes in the nation and the damn thing does a hard right and wants to fuck over the Carolinas so stop fear mongering here in FL.

"B-But you're going to get one of the heavy rain bands!"

Fuck you, you know what we call that? Tuesday is what we call that.


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Who paid you to look at this?
I'm honestly very sorry to hear that. I'm grateful that shit never happens here in California because the only natural disasters we have to worry about are occasional wildfires and earthquakes.


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Literally just stay home and masturbate


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
There's weather problems no matter where you go, but at least they don't blue ball you over there.

I'm honestly very sorry to hear that. I'm grateful that shit never happens here in California because the only natural disasters we have to worry about are occasional wildfires and earthquakes.


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
Looks like I got no choice, fate itself is trying to force me to be a shut-in.

Literally just stay home and masturbate


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Looks like I got no choice, fate itself is trying to force me to be a shut-in.

Literally just stay home and masturbate

Were you not a shut in before Dorian?


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Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
But it looks like it's hitting Florida right now. Just not the eye.

Where is the eye supposed to make landfall?


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Just loot all the closed shops


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
God no. I was a NEET for six months after I graduated HS back in 2012, resolved never to live like that again. When I'm not working I'm always still out and about doing things. I can't remember the last time I had a day where I stayed at home (and wasn't forced to due to some illness).

Were you not a shut in before Dorian?


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Garlemald did nothing wrong.
It's mostly hitting the coast; Central FL (such as Orlando and Kissimmee) is just gonna get a shit ton of rain, but we get that during the summer anyways, it's nothing new.

But it looks like it's hitting Florida right now. Just not the eye.

Where is the eye supposed to make landfall?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Lmao bum ass Florida closes its stores for a storm 😂

We had 2 big earthquakes in July and stores were still open


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
can i visit as a hurricane tourist, i want to see and feel that shit


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what kidna lameass name? what is this, finding dori-an?



 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
what kidna lameass name? what is this, finding dori-an?
DORIAH