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Fork goes in what hand?

Left hand (sophisticated master race)
16 (51.6%)
Right hand (motorically impaired pleb)
15 (48.4%)

Total Members Voted: 31

Fork in left or right hand

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Right hand (motorically impaired pleb)



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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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>paying attention to outdated eating "etiquette"

There's having manners, then there's this ridiculousness.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
>paying attention to outdated eating "etiquette"

There's having manners, then there's this ridiculousness.
I kinda pride myself on being able to properly navigate a full-blown formal table layout.
Gotta know which of the five forks to use when, man.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
β€”Judge Aaron Satie
β€”β€”Carmen
>paying attention to outdated eating "etiquette"

There's having manners, then there's this ridiculousness.
I kinda pride myself on being able to properly navigate a full-blown formal table layout.
Gotta know which of the five forks to use when, man.
I've never eaten a fancy formal dinner before, and I probably never will. And regardless, I would never pride myself on something so shallow.


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The fork goes in your left hand so long as you are also holding a knife.