Forgive me father, for I have sinned

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I just needed a better title for what I'm about to shit-

Err I mean post. Guys, I have a confession to make. I'm no Omega. I'm not even an Alpha.

I'm a Beta.

After knowing this fact for quite a while and having reality sink and and process it, I was in denial for the most part. But now I'm beginning to accept it.

I thought about this long and hard, and of course the internet will always make fun of it. That's just how it is, but I need to address this. The fact that I have come to realization that I'm a beta came from the fact that I'm not naturally aggressive. I don't like to fight unless I literally have no choice and I'm no real fighter. I'm a hack. A fraud. A charlatan.

With all that said I'm not the stereotypical beta that's desperate to have sex and would be willing to fuck all sorts of women.

That isn't me, that never will be me. My heart only belongs to one.

And that, right there is what truly makes me a beta.

So with that said, would you say that I'm anything else other than a beta? Part of me is still in denial.


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"A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, 'You are mad, you are not like us'."
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1. She's a oneitis, and you need to get past that shit somehow. I've never really been in that position so I can't say.

2. Get a tan, start lifting, start bulking.

3. Take testosterone supplements.

The only one that makes perfect sense for me to do is the second one. I actually have vitamin D deficiency. Plus, I can't remember the last time I had a serious workout.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Drink more Sunny Ds.


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Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.


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Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
it'll turn your skin orange


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uhhh...

- korrie
Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.


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Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.

Wait, are you telling me that's the reason why I'm a beta?


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- korrie
Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.

Wait, are you telling me that's the reason why I'm a beta?
Obviously you need more Ds in your life.

Sorry.

lol

Maybe you should go into more details?


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Drink more Sunny Ds.

The doc already prescribed to take Vitamin D 3 2000 tablets, but you know what? that's not a bad idea. I'll get some the next time I go grocery shopping.
My work here is done.

Wait, are you telling me that's the reason why I'm a beta?
Obviously you need more Ds in your life.

Sorry.

lol

Maybe you should go into more details?

Well, I'm not ashamed of who I am. It's just I didn't think that in a million years I was always a beta. I've been taught that being beta is a bad thing, but I have found out that not all betas are equal and that omega is just a myth.

This whole lingo is confusing. :S


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I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.


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I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
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I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
metal is for betas


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I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
metal is for betas

Huh. Because I've met some Alphas that are metal. Odd.


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I'm an Alpha-Plus.

Little shit like you belings in Epsilon, Delta at best.

I don't understand.

And here is the other thing. Can you be a beta and still love the fuck out of metal? Because I still do. Nothing has ever changed my opinion on music.
metal is for betas

Huh. Because I've met some Alphas that are metal. Odd.
No, alphas are metal, betas like metal.

And I was making a Brave New World reference.


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cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part


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cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part

I still agree with this.

I prefer being nothing instead. Labels suck massive cock.


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cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part

I still agree with this.

I prefer being nothing instead. Labels suck massive cock.
but until u lose the beta mindset u will never truly accept the belief that there are no labels. see what I'm saying?


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cool tip: its all in your muthafuckin head. alpha/beta/gamma/zeta/Sep7a is all baloney for the most part

I still agree with this.

I prefer being nothing instead. Labels suck massive cock.
but until u lose the beta mindset u will never truly accept the belief that there are no labels. see what I'm saying?


Yeah.

I just have to keep 4 words in my mind.

There. Are. No. Labels.


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ayy lmao
lol dude this post is so bad