Don't ya just hate it

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I neither fear, nor despise.
When you fall asleep on both arms and they go numb. Then your alarm clock goes off so you are just swinging your spaghetti arms hoping they hit the snooze button?


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uhhh...

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God can see you masturbate, Rocket.


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God is disappointed in you, Rocket.


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I hate when my leg goes numb. Then you get out of bed and get a lesson about gravity.


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Usually when that happens to me, I have one arm completely numb. Never had both before. Damn.


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God can see you masturbate, Rocket.
Do you sit on your hands and make them numb so it feels like someone else?


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that's happened to me before, I had to press the button with my nose


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God can see you masturbate, Rocket.
Do you sit on your hands and make them numb so it feels like someone else?
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what


 
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You got me Rocket

I laughed


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I neither fear, nor despise.
It was pretty much like this



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on both arms? can't say that's happened to me


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on both arms? can't say that's happened to me

It was terrible. I had a taste of what paralysis is like, but only in the arms.


 
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Usually when that happens to me, I have one arm completely numb. Never had both before. Damn.
Happened to me and I couldn't open my door to leave my room. I had to maneuver one of my dead arms behind the handle and then kind of sit down in order to escape.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.


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Usually when that happens to me, I have one arm completely numb. Never had both before. Damn.
Happened to me and I couldn't open my door to leave my room. I had to maneuver one of my dead arms behind the handle and then kind of sit down in order to escape.

The worst by far that I've had was my entire body being paralyzed one morning. I couldn't move, I couldn't breath, I couldn't even scream. I felt fucking trapped.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.

So that's what its called.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about

A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?


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God can see you masturbate, Rocket.
Do you sit on your hands and make them numb so it feels like someone else?
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what
Do you sit on your hands until they go numb and then masturbate, pretending someone else is rubbing you off?
Um. Can't say that's I've tried.

Let's ask Rocketman instead.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about
A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
No, that's what I meant, I just had no idea if you knew what I meant, I didn't really give any context clues.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about
A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
No, that's what I meant, I just had no idea if you knew what I meant, I didn't really give any context clues.

Wait so that never happened to you? You're beginning to confuse me.


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uhhh...

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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about

A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
I once had sleep paralysis back in high school in my home room. The peeps around were talking all normal, and the teacher was just speaking with everyone else while I slept with my face buried into my arms. The teacher let us catch some shut eye while we were there.

I woke up but couldn't open my eyes, move my mouth or move anything. But I could hear everyone else around me.

Fucking terrifying.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about

A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
I once had sleep paralysis back in high school in my home room. The peeps around were talking all normal, and the teacher was just speaking with everyone else while I slept with my face buried into my arms. The teacher let us catch some shut eye while we were there.

I woke up but couldn't open my eyes, move my mouth or move anything. But I could hear everyone else around me.

Fucking terrifying.

That's what I exactly felt in my own bed and no one was even home, except my eye lids were open and I couldn't even blink.

I couldn't even scream but inside in my mind I was screaming and was constantly thinking "Come on MOVE MOVE!!!!"


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about

A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
I once had sleep paralysis back in high school in my home room. The peeps around were talking all normal, and the teacher was just speaking with everyone else while I slept with my face buried into my arms. The teacher let us catch some shut eye while we were there.

I woke up but couldn't open my eyes, move my mouth or move anything. But I could hear everyone else around me.

Fucking terrifying.

That's what I exactly felt in my own bed and no one was even home, except my eye lids were open and I couldn't even blink.

I couldn't even scream but inside in my mind I was screaming and was constantly thinking "Come on MOVE MOVE!!!!"
For me it was scary because I could  hear everyone around me just have a normal time while I was there thinking I was going to die or never move ever again. Thank god it only lasted for less than a minute.


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I can still move my limbs and phalanges when I can't feel them, so I guess I don't.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about
A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
No, that's what I meant, I just had no idea if you knew what I meant, I didn't really give any context clues.
Wait so that never happened to you? You're beginning to confuse me.
I said I had sleep paralysis, so yes.


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God can see you masturbate, Rocket.
Do you sit on your hands and make them numb so it feels like someone else?
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what
Do you sit on your hands until they go numb and then masturbate, pretending someone else is rubbing you off?
Um. Can't say that's I've tried.

Let's ask Rocketman instead.
It was a Family Guy reference.


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On a slightly different note, I've had sleep paralysis maybe twice in my entire life, and I'm not sure I've ever been more fucking terrified.
So that's what its called.
Wait, do you even know what I'm talking about

A temporary inability to move or speak while falling asleep or upon waking.

That happened to me while I woke up. It was terrifying. Am I wrong? Is that what you're not talking about?
I once had sleep paralysis back in high school in my home room. The peeps around were talking all normal, and the teacher was just speaking with everyone else while I slept with my face buried into my arms. The teacher let us catch some shut eye while we were there.

I woke up but couldn't open my eyes, move my mouth or move anything. But I could hear everyone else around me.

Fucking terrifying.

That's what I exactly felt in my own bed and no one was even home, except my eye lids were open and I couldn't even blink.

I couldn't even scream but inside in my mind I was screaming and was constantly thinking "Come on MOVE MOVE!!!!"
For me it was scary because I could  hear everyone around me just have a normal time while I was there thinking I was going to die or never move ever again. Thank god it only lasted for less than a minute.

Good thing it was only a minute. Mine was about 5 minutes.