Foolproof way to get laid

challengerX · April 08, 2016, 05:36:17 PM

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🂿 · April 08, 2016, 05:38:21 PM

You're running out of memes.

Dopameme · April 08, 2016, 05:46:52 PM

this works for me almost every time

Ian · April 08, 2016, 06:14:57 PM

Text them asking if you can tell them something naughty.

DAS B00T x2 · April 08, 2016, 06:24:31 PM

Too much effort. Just buy some quaaludes.

RomanGladiator · April 08, 2016, 06:26:27 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 08, 2016, 06:14:57 PM

Text them asking if you can tell them something naughty.

You can make fun of me for that sure, but difference is I've actually gotten laid. And headed to the bar again with a condom in my pocket, so possibly again.

Ian · April 08, 2016, 06:47:35 PM

I'd rather stay a virgin a little longer and lose it to someone important than go to a bar and have pity sex.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 08, 2016, 06:26:27 PM

You can make fun of me for that sure, but difference is I've actually gotten laid. And headed to the bar again with a condom in my pocket, so possibly again.

RomanGladiator · April 08, 2016, 06:51:05 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 08, 2016, 06:47:35 PM

I'd rather stay a virgin a little longer and lose it to someone important than go to a bar and have pity sex.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 08, 2016, 06:26:27 PM
You can make fun of me for that sure, but difference is I've actually gotten laid. And headed to the bar again with a condom in my pocket, so possibly again.

I used to think that way which is why it didn't happen in college. At a certain point in life you realize you're missing out something fun because of so called "morals."

Ian · April 08, 2016, 06:53:06 PM

My view has nothing to do with morals, it's about wanting to have something important.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 08, 2016, 06:51:05 PM

I used to think that way which is why it didn't happen in college. At a certain point in life you realize you're missing out something fun because of so called "morals."

The Lord Ruler · April 08, 2016, 07:07:25 PM

OH BOY HERE WE GO

MyNameIsCharlie · April 08, 2016, 07:15:09 PM

I don't know if I'm pleased or disappointed that no one has said go to OP's mom's house

Naru · April 08, 2016, 07:24:46 PM

lmao or go to your moms house xd

Coomer · April 08, 2016, 07:25:44 PM

You just have to be nice to her

She's obligated to give you a blowjob after that

🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 08, 2016, 07:31:24 PM

But sex is yucky

challengerX · April 08, 2016, 11:26:30 PM

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🍁 Aria 🔮 · April 09, 2016, 01:10:55 AM

Quote from: challengerX on April 08, 2016, 11:26:30 PM

Quote from: Prime X on April 08, 2016, 07:31:24 PM
But sex is yucky
check this out y'all

I'm sexually frustrated, you need to help me out.

Sorry, but you're my best friend.

challengerX · April 09, 2016, 01:18:16 AM

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RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM

A thick Hispanic girl who I matched with on tinder would have been guaranteed to duck my cock this weekend. I turned her down l, have a whites only policy. She knew the last one I was with and said she loves giving it. She was only 20 too, too young.

A Cheese Potato · April 09, 2016, 05:29:47 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM

A thick Hispanic girl who I matched with on tinder would have been guaranteed to duck my cock this weekend. I turned her down l, have a whites only policy. She knew the last one I was with and said she loves giving it. She was only 20 too, too young.

I don't know whether to laugh at "duck my cock" or literally everything else you just wrote

Mattie G Indahouse · April 09, 2016, 05:55:25 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM

She was only 20 too, too young.

How iss 20 too young when you're both almost the same age?

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 07:04:41 AM

Quote from: Little Willie on April 09, 2016, 05:55:25 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM
She was only 20 too, too young.
How iss 20 too young when you're both almost the same age?

I'm 24. I'm reconsidering her. She said she wouldn't be hurt if it was just the one time. Just don't know how to explain it to my parents bringing her over. She's really cute...but using someone again...

TB · April 09, 2016, 09:48:24 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM

I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.

hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 02:35:46 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on April 09, 2016, 09:48:24 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha

Im serious, only white girls can touch me. Here's her, it's kind of tempting. She wants to blow me and that's it she said.

Verbatim · April 09, 2016, 02:38:30 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on April 09, 2016, 09:48:24 AM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha

There's nothing actually wrong with that.

I mean, calling it a "white's only policy" is pretty autistic, but there's nothing wrong with having a preference for white people.

TB · April 09, 2016, 02:41:34 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on April 09, 2016, 02:38:30 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on April 09, 2016, 09:48:24 AM
Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:09:05 AM
I turned her down l, have a whites only policy.
hahahahahhahahahhhhahaahah
... wait seriously?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhahahhahaha
There's nothing actually wrong with that.

I mean, calling it a "white's only policy" is pretty autistic, but there's nothing wrong with having a preference for white people.

It was definitely the way he said it.
Preference is fine, just you know what I mean.

Ian · April 09, 2016, 03:17:11 PM

Her not being white is the least troublesome thing from that picture.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 02:35:46 PM

RomanGladiator · April 09, 2016, 04:02:59 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 09, 2016, 03:17:11 PM

Her not being white is the least troublesome thing from that picture.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 02:35:46 PM

you guys don t know the wonder of D breasts

Ian · April 09, 2016, 04:33:21 PM

It's a wonder she hasn't had a fucking heart attack yet.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:02:59 PM

You guys don t know the wonder of D breasts

Coco · April 09, 2016, 04:37:13 PM

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 04:02:59 PM

Quote from: Gaara444 on April 09, 2016, 03:17:11 PM
Her not being white is the least troublesome thing from that picture.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on April 09, 2016, 02:35:46 PM
you guys don t know the wonder of D breasts

And a Q everything else.

MyNameIsCharlie · April 09, 2016, 04:46:13 PM

I had a buddy in the Army who would act gay. He'd approach a group of women and act gay, but steering the conversation so at least one would say they could turn him straight. Eventually he'd dare them to try.

He had more threesomes than anyone I have ever met.