Religious people who haven't yet read Harry Potter

 
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The Silmarillion is a better bible equivalent.

 
 
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The devil wrote Harry Potter to distract the children from reading the bible.

 
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Quote from: they're watching me on November 05, 2014, 02:15:57 AM
The devil wrote Harry Potter to distract the children from reading the bible.
thank you for sharing your opinion with us, is there anything else you'd like to say?

 
 
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Quote from: Sigma617 on November 05, 2014, 02:11:38 AM
The Silmarillion is a better bible equivalent.
I like Narnia.

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I neither fear, nor despise.
Why is this directed at religious people only?

 
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Quote from: the stasi on November 05, 2014, 02:23:54 AM
Quote from: Sigma617 on November 05, 2014, 02:11:38 AM
The Silmarillion is a better bible equivalent.
I like Narnia.

Yeah, but is that even a creation myth?

No really, is it? I haven't even looked at a Narnia book since grade school.

 
 
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Quote from: Sigma617 on November 05, 2014, 02:28:47 AM
Quote from: the stasi on November 05, 2014, 02:23:54 AM
Quote from: Sigma617 on November 05, 2014, 02:11:38 AM
The Silmarillion is a better bible equivalent.
I like Narnia.

Yeah, but is that even a creation myth?

No really, is it? I haven't even looked at a Narnia book since grade school.
Well... they do armageddon in the last book. And aslan is supposed to be jesus.

 
 
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Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 05, 2014, 02:28:24 AM
Why is this directed at religious people only?
Because nobody's safe.

 
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Quote from: Nuka on November 05, 2014, 02:30:45 AM
Quote from: Rocketman287 on November 05, 2014, 02:28:24 AM
Why is this directed at religious people only?
It's a parody thread.

oh, your right.

They aren't as similar in title so I didn't notice.

 
 
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Surely the bible has a better author?