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Flood, I really fucked up this time.

Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
So after work I did a little drinking which got me somewhat drunk. It wasn't a type of drunk where I would get mad easily, but I had a bad day at work which I was still mad about. So because of that by being drunk I get mad easily. I came home at around 6PM  and I find my shit laying around in the yard. I notice somethings where broken so seeing this along with my shit in the yard drove me over the edge. I want to the house to get inside and the door was locked. So I ended up kicking it in and I found my girl tripping on some pills(Right now she's going through back problems so she's talking pills to numb the pain down.). I did something to piss her off that day so the high with the pills ended up causing her to slap me in the face. During my drunken stupor in response to her I ended slapping her down and I took the keys to her car and I ended up crashing that piece of shit. So now I'm sitting at a bar posting to you guys and probably on the run from the law. Now I'm just going to pound a few more down while I can before I get put in jail. It's been nice posting to you Sep7gon. Take care you all.

 
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Your love gets me so high
Please tell me this is copy/pasta

 
 
 
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Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Please tell me this is copy/pasta

^

Bloody hell .-.

 
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One of Cheat's alts.
I am Groot.

 
Mattie G Indahouse | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Please tell me this is copy/pasta
Sadly it's not.  :(

 
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Don't drink and drive kids.

 
 
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Quote from: BerzerkCommando on November 04, 2014, 07:09:17 PM
Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Please tell me this is copy/pasta
Sadly it's not.  :(

Well shit.

In that case don't drop the soap I guess and see ya when you get out again .-.


 
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uhhh...

- korrie
This must be copypasta.

 
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Oh, hey.
This is a joke...right?

Right?

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Onioncart on November 04, 2014, 07:09:56 PM
Don't drink and drive kids.
What about driving and drinking?

 
 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Just pull a Frein, only this time actually sneak off to Serbia.

 
 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: BC1096 on November 04, 2014, 07:11:22 PM
This is a joke...right?

Right?
Nope, this is not women's rights.

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Oh, hey.

 
 
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Uhhhhh I'm not sure if this is real or not.

 
 
 
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Quote from: Lord Commissar on November 04, 2014, 07:14:46 PM
Uhhhhh I'm not sure if this is real or not.

Well if it's pasta, it's not on google <_<

 
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American Jesus
This seriously has to be copy pasta.

 
 
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Did she call you a bum before she smacked you real hard?

Spoiler
Stupid youtube no longer lets you go to the desktop version on mobile and instead redirects to the app >_>, so I had to get on my lap top for this.
Last Edit: November 04, 2014, 07:26:26 PM by Sly Instinct

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My stupidity is self evident.
Sly instinct is right. This is a song.

 
 
 
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uhhh...

- korrie

 
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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:h..

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:honey, he's gonna say his first words

πŸ‘©πŸ½:!!

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:hhh...

πŸ‘ΆπŸ½:here come dat boi 🐸!

πŸ‘¨πŸ½:o shit waddup πŸ˜‚πŸ’―

πŸ‘©πŸ½:πŸ’”
Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM
YouTube

Did she call you a bum before she smacked you real hard?

Spoiler
Stupid youtube no longer lets you go to the desktop version on mobile and instead redirects to the app >_>, so I had to get on my lap top for this.
Damn right that bitch did.

 
 
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Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Please tell me this is copy/pasta
Probably is.

 
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No one knows this is a fucking song?

 
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This song.

 
 
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Quote from: Nexus on November 05, 2014, 06:04:46 AM
No one knows this is a fucking song?
SlyInstinct already posted the song.

 
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