Flood, I really fucked up this time.

Mattie G Indahouse · November 04, 2014, 07:06:34 PM

So after work I did a little drinking which got me somewhat drunk. It wasn't a type of drunk where I would get mad easily, but I had a bad day at work which I was still mad about. So because of that by being drunk I get mad easily. I came home at around 6PM and I find my shit laying around in the yard. I notice somethings where broken so seeing this along with my shit in the yard drove me over the edge. I want to the house to get inside and the door was locked. So I ended up kicking it in and I found my girl tripping on some pills(Right now she's going through back problems so she's talking pills to numb the pain down.). I did something to piss her off that day so the high with the pills ended up causing her to slap me in the face. During my drunken stupor in response to her I ended slapping her down and I took the keys to her car and I ended up crashing that piece of shit. So now I'm sitting at a bar posting to you guys and probably on the run from the law. Now I'm just going to pound a few more down while I can before I get put in jail. It's been nice posting to you Sep7gon. Take care you all.

Dopameme · November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM

Please tell me this is copy/pasta

Mr. Psychologist · November 04, 2014, 07:08:25 PM

Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM

Please tell me this is copy/pasta

^

Bloody hell .-.

Groot · November 04, 2014, 07:08:32 PM

I am Groot.

Mattie G Indahouse · November 04, 2014, 07:09:17 PM

Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM

Please tell me this is copy/pasta

Sadly it's not.

Onioncart · November 04, 2014, 07:09:56 PM

Don't drink and drive kids.

Mr. Psychologist · November 04, 2014, 07:11:03 PM

Quote from: BerzerkCommando on November 04, 2014, 07:09:17 PM

Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM
Please tell me this is copy/pasta
Sadly it's not.

Well shit.

In that case don't drop the soap I guess and see ya when you get out again .-.

Korra · November 04, 2014, 07:11:11 PM

This must be copypasta.

BC · November 04, 2014, 07:11:22 PM

This is a joke...right?

Right?

Mattie G Indahouse · November 04, 2014, 07:11:25 PM

Quote from: Onioncart on November 04, 2014, 07:09:56 PM

Don't drink and drive kids.

What about driving and drinking?

DAS B00T x2 · November 04, 2014, 07:11:48 PM

Just pull a Frein, only this time actually sneak off to Serbia.

gats · November 04, 2014, 07:12:09 PM

Mattie G Indahouse · November 04, 2014, 07:12:18 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on November 04, 2014, 07:11:22 PM

This is a joke...right?

Right?

Nope, this is not women's rights.

Jim · November 04, 2014, 07:12:33 PM

This user has been blacklisted from posting on the forums. Until the blacklist is lifted, all posts made by this user have been hidden and require a Sep7agon^® SecondClass Premium Membership to view.

BC · November 04, 2014, 07:13:00 PM

Quote from: they're watching me on November 04, 2014, 07:12:09 PM

test

Hi

big sponge · November 04, 2014, 07:14:46 PM

Uhhhhh I'm not sure if this is real or not.

Mr. Psychologist · November 04, 2014, 07:16:47 PM

Quote from: Lord Commissar on November 04, 2014, 07:14:46 PM

Uhhhhh I'm not sure if this is real or not.

Well if it's pasta, it's not on google <_<

Brociopath · November 04, 2014, 07:18:53 PM

This seriously has to be copy pasta.

TB · November 04, 2014, 07:19:04 PM

shit...

Word Wizard · November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM

YouTube

Did she call you a bum before she smacked you real hard?

Spoiler

Stupid youtube no longer lets you go to the desktop version on mobile and instead redirects to the app >_>, so I had to get on my lap top for this.

The Lord Slide Rule · November 04, 2014, 07:20:43 PM

Sly instinct is right. This is a song.

Mr. Psychologist · November 04, 2014, 07:21:07 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEvL6jxUYA

Haaaaaa

Good one OP.

DAS B00T x2 · November 04, 2014, 07:21:18 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEvL6jxUYA

lol

I didn't wanna be the one to out the joke

gats · November 04, 2014, 07:21:32 PM

Quote from: BC1096 on November 04, 2014, 07:13:00 PM

Quote from: they're watching me on November 04, 2014, 07:12:09 PM
test

Hi

Hi, it's 1:20am nigga. Nighty, night

Korra · November 04, 2014, 07:22:22 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM

YouTube

Did she call you a bum?

oh wow

Mattie G Indahouse · November 05, 2014, 05:08:43 AM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on November 04, 2014, 07:19:13 PM

YouTube

Did she call you a bum before she smacked you real hard?

Spoiler
Stupid youtube no longer lets you go to the desktop version on mobile and instead redirects to the app >_>, so I had to get on my lap top for this.

Damn right that bitch did.

Luis · November 05, 2014, 06:02:38 AM

Quote from: Officer DickFace on November 04, 2014, 07:07:55 PM

Please tell me this is copy/pasta

Probably is.

Nexus · November 05, 2014, 06:04:46 AM

No one knows this is a fucking song?

Nexus · November 05, 2014, 06:05:42 AM

YouTube

This song.

Luis · November 05, 2014, 06:05:47 AM

Quote from: Nexus on November 05, 2014, 06:04:46 AM

No one knows this is a fucking song?

SlyInstinct already posted the song.